The Ridiculous POLL thread

WHICH WAR TYPE IS YOUR FAVORITE?

  • Field Aid
  • FIELD AID
  • I JUST ABSOLUTELY SWOON OVER FIELD AID

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Can I buy a vowel?

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Can @Garanwyn buy a vowel?

  • Yes
  • Yes, but only one chosen by RNG
  • Yes, but only one present in Aife’s name
  • No, we take responding in the form of a poll seriously around here, and must make an example

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Will you give me a like for my poll?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Maybe

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Which hero you’ve spent most of your gems on?

  • Ulmer
  • Gan Ju
  • Tyrum
  • Isshtak
  • Azar

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When did you realize that life is not fair?

  • I put it together somewhere around my 2nd birthday.
  • Life had been 100% fair, with a minimum of 20 years, if not more, of life under my belt, and then I played this game, got a bad board, lost a raid, and it hit me… “Holy Sh*t. Life’s not fair… I should probably join a message board and let others know!”
  • Life is fair, but I also haven’t been playing this game long, so…

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Do you think that everything in this game is rigged?

  • No.
  • Noׅ

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Do you vote on ridiculous polls?

  • I never vote on polls.
  • No, isn’t worth it.
  • I don’t know how to vote.
  • I can’t even read.

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Just love this thread.
You won a rainbow :rainbow:

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Who is the Thiccccest Unit?

  • Mother North
  • Mok-Arr
  • Queen of Hearts
  • Alice
  • Guinevere

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Small Giant is theoretically making some balance changes to heroes for v20. But the word on the street is that things are moving pretty slowly.

In order to help SG out, I’ve pulled together some less obvious suggestions for rebalancing heroes. Please vote for your favorite (v20 is coming fast, so they probably only have time to implement one of these).

  • Double Guinevere’s mana cut

    Now, I know most of you are pulling up Google right now to look up Hospitals, Mental. But hear me out.

    Most people, when facing a Guinevere tank, go into the fight with some hope that they actually might win. They stack purple, they pick fast mana snipers and elemental debuffers, and they bring mana blockers like Hel.

    This leads, inevitably, to disappointment when Guin beats them like the naughty and insolent serfs they are. By doubling Guin’s mana cut, SG would finally remove the corrosive false sense of optimism that afflicts people facing her. You’re welcome!

  • Reduce Aegir’s defense by 50%

    One of the biggest challenges with Aegir as a tank right now is that the activation of his special leads inexorably to the death of his flankers. Seeing as his flankers are usually actually useful to the defense, this is a very bad outcome.

    By reducing Aegir’s defense by 50%, SG would completely eliminate this common anti-Aegir tactic, instantly and dramatically improving his value to the defense.

  • Decrease Guardian Panther’s elemental debuff to 5%

    Most people complain that the Guardians of Teltoc event has exactly one useful 5* hero right now. This complaint makes a lot of sense, since SG was trying really hard to ensure that none of the Teltoc 5* heroes were useful. Unfortunately. G. Panther slipped through both Quality Control AND Beta.

    This change would restore the developer’s original design goal of having 100% of the Teltoc 5* heroes make people cry when they’re drawn.

  • Increase the stats of all Sand Empire heroes by 25%

    Almost nobody runs Sand Empire heroes right now (literally nobody runs Springvale heroes, but that’s a story for another day). Heroes like Rana and Yunan and Gafar are awesome, though, and this leads to a fair amount of smug satisfaction among Sand Empire hero users.

    But right now, their smug satisfaction seems largely unjustified to the wider E&P community. With a 25% across-the-board stats buff, the validity of this smug satisfaction would finally be universally recognized.

    Most people would STILL avoid using the Sand Empire heroes, of course. But at least the decision would be at the “Godzilla-in-a-safety-vest” level of obvious in its wrongness, instead of merely being debatable.

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Add Australian accent as language setting

  • Yeah Nah
  • Nah Yeah

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We lost our last War because:

  • I swear...

    Boards are rigged

  • True story...

    Arrows killed me

  • Those pesky...

    Swingers

  • Him...

    Rigard

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How much do you spend on Empires & Puzzles?

  • I’m F2P. I also recycle, and run a sanctuary for injured animals. My roster may be 100% comprised of Renfield, Jahangir and Dawa, but my purity of soul allows me to bend steel with my mind.
  • I’m C2P. I like the idea of being successful at E&P, but I’m not really into actually having heroes or ascension materials. Those Sturdy Shields to take Horghall to 3/70 are going to drop any day now. But look, two builders!
  • I drop a bit of coin. Some of those offers are pretty sweet, right? And hey, look who actually has a pair of gloves when they’re needed! Now if only I could get another Mysterious Tonic for Evelyn…
  • E&P has replaced the cable sports package in my monthly budget. AW is my sport of choice, and a true athlete knows that serious equipment costs money. Sure, my biggest multiple hero is still Aegir, but Guins fear my 5+7 Panther.
  • I spend ALL THE MONEY! ALL OF IT! MWAHAHAHAH! I have almost every HOTM (I stopped chasing Onatel after 500 summons. Eh. She wasn’t getting emblems anyway). I buy the AM offers like most people buy gasoline: fill 'er up, baby! Mhalttu has me on speed dial, and he even named his 3rd Maserati after me. Why yes, the Mad Hatter DOES look a lot like a certain someone.

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Choose your poison

  • Triggering an ennemy ability you dont want to be triggered because of that little combo that ruin everything
  • stacking 3 heroes of strong color for the tank and losing because “RNG” prefer colors that you dont have.
  • Being isarniaed then quintused, yep your dead
  • Pulling renfield…
  • this poll because it’s cancer
  • What is poison ???

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E&P side effects:

  • Ridiculously muscled fingers
  • Tendinitis
  • Calloused butt
  • Blurry eyes
  • Insomnia
  • Who cares?

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Blockquote

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I NEED YOUR HELP

The daily temperature is rising and summer weather will make its appearance within a few months.

Last year during summer, I have burned three batteries of my phone due to overheating it. Luckily I received 3 new ones without any costs. Replacing batteries of modern phones is not as easy as it was a few years ago. Also, temporarily using my old phone simply sucks.

I am now in doubt about how to prevent the past from repeating itself!

  • Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, Vodka, Matryoshkas, One-way-ticket! (And I’m coming along). :airplane::earth_asia:
  • It’s not your phone. Visit the E&P rehabilitation center! (And I’m coming along 2.0) :pill:
  • Ask Dator to share a part of his received live stream donations with DontBurnTomHisHands charity, so he can purchase a better phone! :money_mouth_face:
  • Only this time chewing with an open mouth is allowed! Breath through your mouth and chew on Sportlife’s Frozn Deep Mint, Ice Mint, Intense Mint and Arctic Mint chewing gum and save your battery! :wind_face:
  • Be assured, Aegir will help your battery to survive. :skull_and_crossbones:
  • Can’t be helped! SG takes their special effects to a next level in V20. When your war defense gets beaten, not only your team explodes, but your battery will explode also. :fireworks:

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When someone starts a thread or joins one arguing against all the data collection that refutes what they “just know,” who do you secretly really wish would address them?

  • Brobb, for a fun-quoting smack down of all the things they’ve done wrong in their life.
  • Mods, for a courtesy info link to keep things civil.
  • A little bit of both. Punish them, then calm it down.

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Changing vote

Looks like you can not Remove an accidental vote but you can change an accidental vote.

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Forum ( Pick 2-4 answers that best express your feedback)

  • Forum software should allow infinite votes

  • Forum software should allow infinite likes

  • Forum software should read my mind

  • Forum software should tell me what I want for dinner

  • Forum software should pick my next lottery numbers

  • Forum software is just a forum it is not a magic eight ball

  • Clicky, Clicky

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How many people knew that business are in business to make money?

  • I had an idea.
  • Not me, which is why tomorrow, I’m quitting my job and starting my own company to put in a lot of my own time and money to not make money.
  • Of course I know, I just wish that people supplied time and energy into something I enjoy for free.

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