Ever since the latest phase of the Atlantis map i have noticed something. I am not sure if I am alone here but I am sure this post will bring it to many players attention and will ruin the playing experience for them as well.
My problem is the bamboo lemur. The little yellow monkey like creature in the new areas of the map. I am not sure why or if it was intentional but every time I see them all I can do is visualize this:
How come the titans never show up in the Season 2 map!? Most of these titans can fly. What, I’m supposed to believe they can’t fly their lazy butts over to the other map? Too much water for them or something?
Personally, I’d like to be forced to hunt through as many screens as possible before I’m able to locate a new titan. I hope that 15 seasons from now, I’m frantically clicking through buttons, trying to find that darn titan after I see, “A new titan has appeared!”
I mean, IF the folks at SG figure out that these titans should obviously be able to roam anywhere in this land by then!
Yo SGG, why is it that on top of creepy pumpkins they are only on the top tier of my base?! My houses are down by the river (they need to keep themselves hydrated it’s so dry we are on an icy mountain duh) and the kids there need to run ALL The Way up there to play with pumpkins? What if they got hit by one of the birds I shoot down HUH
Plus the pumpkins are in all these dangerous places, one by a hanging cliff without railings and another up on a tower! What if the kids fall off? Cant even retrieve their bodies ya know i repeat we are on an icy mountain
Why hasn’t anyone addressed vegetarians? They must be having a hard time being forced to make ham to feed their troops. They demand meat free ham. And it absolutely cannot be processed in the same places as regular ham. They need separate fake ham processing facilities.
The “all natural” crowd is getting a bit upset too. None of the ham is grass fed. They’re probably full of antibiotics and I bet they never get to play in the sun. How can they have happy hams if they aren’t raised on sun and air?
And as @Rook said, where are the cats? My citizens demand pets. They want cats! No fancy cats either. We demand you take all the mutt cats from the realm and give them to my citizens. I demand happy citizens.
This is a very serious complaint about the latest event - return to Morlovia. Whose bright idea was it to have exploding pumpkins, and did they have to have them explode so hard? I mean the mess, pumpkin guts everywhere. You should see my kingdoms dry cleaning bill, Grimm’s loin clothes don’t clean themselves you know. Every time my heroes go there, its another huge bill.
I demand that you either change out the pumpkins for something less prone to splatter when it explodes, like maybe a nice ghost, or at least wrap the pumpkin is some sort of splatter proof shield - saran wrap may do nicely. I also demand repayment of all current and future dry cleaning bills or better yet money for a whole new wardrobe for my heroes.
Please take this as seriously as it deserves to be taken.
There are loads of Titans in the S.2 map. But it’s out of your jurisdiction, so there is no authority to locate or attack them.
If you wish to submit an inter-continental information sharing protocol, you are very welcome, and it will be given due consideration.
In the meantime, please concentrate on the welfare of your own Empire. And keep an eye on @Duaneski’s too. Heaven knows who let him in charge of a whole castle!
Sorry, empire warrior Hu-Tao has complained that he and his sons would grow sickly if they didnt get most of the empires leafy greens and combined they need about 100lbs a day.
As for our stock supply of fruit…we’ll Wu Kong calls dibs…on literally all of it. We could try to stop him but he has a bit of a temper. If he gets angry enough to quit his job as a warrior it would be catastrophic because Titans would over run and destroy the empire. So we must do what is necessary to keep him happy
We need to guarantee the that recruits are free of disease and illness before they are ground into ham. The antibiotics greatly insure optimal human health along with msg free diet. Rest assured health of the recruits is top priority so no diseases are passed a long to the heroes after consumption. If allergy to antibiotics is a concern please know we make sure to quarantine the recruits for 24 hours after their last dose and the additional 6 hours before they are put in the slaughter house to ensure all of the medication is eliminated from the body. Grapefruits are forbidden in the empire to prevent recruits from accidentally extending antibotic elimination time.
On the bright side, sleep easy knowing the water supply is pure and free of antibiotics, arsenic, and microplastics.
Meh. Vegetarians are the biggest murderers out there. Pulling limbs off, chopping heads off and yarding the poor vegtables put of the ground. Poir things have no xhance of escape. Murdering b******s…