@Rook I’m so glad someone has brought up the dragon. Take a look at the poor thing! Who’s ever heard of a non-jewel-encrusted dragon!?! Has no one ever read The Hobbit?? I demand that we be able to bedazzle our dragons!
With Halloween upon us; the village folk held a meeting last night and are somewhat dismayed by the lack of flying witches, scary ghosts, etc.
They feel that the current decorations are aesthetically displeasing to the eye when farming, mining, crafting, etc.
The Head Councilman requests, no sorry he just informed me that he orders, the Devs to rectify the situation immediately!
Dear SGG,
I have a problem with the summon portal!
The circular spinning pattern of the summon effects is clockwise and I understand that you have made this effect to spin this way because SGG (your offices) is located in the Northern hemisphere; Finland!
However, it is a fact that due to a property of physics known as Coriolis (force an acceleration imparted by the Earth’s rotation), objects not attached to the surface of the earth ( water in a sink going down a drain) will create a vortex going the opposite direction. So in the Northern hemisphere, it moves clockwise. In the Southern hemisphere, it moves counter clockwise.
I travel a lot between Northern hemisphere and Southern hemisphere and no matter where I’m located, the circular spinning pattern of the summon effects is always clockwise !
You have already violated the laws of nature by giving Alberich the ability to bring back to live those heroes which are already dead … but you have really gone far away beyond the boundaries of rationality by incorrectly allowing the spinning vortex of the summon portal to always rotate in one direction no matter where the player is located and to me … this IS not acceptable at all!
Please fix this effect so the vortex of the spin rotates cyclonically correct according to the player’s location; to the right (counterclockwise) if the player is located in the Southern Hemisphere and to the left (clockwise) if he is in the Northern Hemisphere .
And stop playing with the laws of … nature!
Thank you,
TEN
I am glad to let you know that the situation has been rectified. However, due to the fact that the witches, ghosts and vampires are currently exceedingly busy with extremely important missions… ehm, cough (dang, they’re fighting again), so we have taken the liberty of turning all the villagers into zombies. Please do take care while crossing the stronghold grounds, as SG cannot be held liable for any damage to any persons not taking proper precautionary measures.
I want the villagers to walk backwards five steps when I tap on them, so I can choreograph them while I sing “Billie Jean”
Thank you so much for the prompt reply!
I’m pleased to inform the Head Council was most pleased to hear this…before chewing off his leg
I’m dismayed that I’m only lvl 39. I think lvls should be adjustable at will. I want to be lvl 75!
this has turned into my favorite thread to read
Dear SGG,
sirs, i am forced to write to you to express my latest outrage and complaints about the latest Hallo’ween event.
How can you seriously expect us to believe that my tapping on the pumkins in my stronghold
( which i might add, i did not ask to be out there)
causes them to bounce very oddly just like the beach balls in the summer event.
Lazy coding if you ask me, surely by tapping the pumpkins into the air, upon landing they should smash into peices??? Not an unreasonable request i feel.
And my citizens have stopped waving at me when i tap them… it is making me feel paranoid that they no longer like/fear/respect or live in terror of me.
@Rook
Would it not be more fun if a victor of a raid against you could adjust your level to a level of their chosing???
That’s not how the Coriolis force works… Just to be clear. But it is a rather humorous post
All my employees have turned into zombies lately. When I poke them, they no longer wave back but stare at me like I disturb them. Then they just turn away and walk so slowly. This is not a very healthy attitude and a great indicator of their job dissatisfaction.
This must be watched closely. If they go on strike, there will be no more ham, no more iron, no more recruits… the whole Economy & Puzzles will collapse.
These are legitimate concerns!!!
Smashing pumpkins is basically a god given right. SG is literally mocking our faith!
I demand this be fixed immediately. Or else I will refuse to buy any offers from the pumpkin calendar!!
… unless I like, really want them ya know.
Lololol
I approve of this thread
Thanks for the laughs, dears!
I have a new complaint !!!
AS YOU CAN SEE… I have the 12 world energy required to attempt this daunting stage.
HOWEVER the GAME would have you believe that I IN FACT I DO NOT
THIS mockery is an Afront to all.
IN TRUTH the game requires me to BACK AWAY from the quests and return to see the green lettering AS VICTOR INTENDED
CLEARLY this should happen immediately as the 12th flag is achieved. That it doesn’t needs corrected immediately.
I await the attention of the development team to fix this, YET ANOTHER serious issue
Thank goodness you’ve created this thread, @Duaneski! There are some serious issues that need to be addressed. I know that the SG staff often seem reluctant to comment on the issues we raise as a community, but there are issues here so blatant and horrific, even they must admit it!
Now, I will add one of my own. Those who know me know I was anxiously awaiting the Halloween event. Why? I was hopeful that my kingdom would be covered in pumpkins. I wanted pumpkins! The update came out, but no pumpkins. Finally, the 22nd arrived, and I got my wish… or DID I?
These pumpkins are TOO CREEPY! Yes, I wanted pumpkins, but I didn’t want CREEPY pumpkins! I wanted cute, orange, pumpkin patch pumpkins. Not scary sacrilegious holiday pumpkins! Good God! How am I supposed to sleep at night when I see these terrifying pumpkin faces every time I close my eyes?! I demand SG correct this immediately so I get pumpkins that are the precise level of seasonally appropriate that I desire.
@JonahTheBard is no where to be found. Here you are suffering sleepless nights from aggressively creepy pumpkin eyeballs while your husband blissfully snores away, totally ignorant of your terror, and Jonah can’t be bothered to respond to your concerns within seconds of you posting it.
It’s a crime really.
Once I get done with this quest and get all the loot, I vote we boycott the entire Halloween event!
You guys crack me up!
ahem
Outrage! Outraaaaage!
You were surprised? Did you not see what they did to the bunnies at Easter? I was terrified. And don’t even get me started on the winter snowmen.
And did players really need to keep the snowman profile through August?
The developer really working hard 24/7 to fix this issue.
Me too… Feels injustice seeing those purple flag not on the stronghold.
Somekind of conspiracy theory between the others flag.
What’s wrong with the purple flag? Why it’s thretened so unfair?
Now… Justice has come.
All the flags on the top of the stronghold are PURPLE!
Salute to the developer for lightning quick responses to solve these complaints