The Ridiculous Complaints thread

I’ll meet you halfway in your requirement for a higher tensile strength.

I understand that the current range of depleted uranium alloys should be sufficient.

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I’ll give you a passable 3/4.

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I accept your offer. Exposure to depleted uranium should increase the odds of getting exceptional hero powers in a generation.

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Looking at the arch like…
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:rofl::rofl::rofl:

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SG = Stargate?
Is this an alien invasion through our phones. Does this tie in with @Stargasm and @JonahTheBard comments?
StarGate Atlantis?
:scream::cold_sweat::cold_sweat::scream:

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I saw it today and it reminded me of your comment that I read couple of days ago :smile:

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Small Giant

Y u not let me put the 1 titan into my hero chest.

1 + 39 = 40

My hero chest should already be open

Y u make lyf so difficult 4 me

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20 memes

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That is an amazing piece of cross-reference conjecture.

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Seen it as well. Tried to shot him but until now could not.

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Please start a Go Fund Me page for this villager. She/he needs proper support and care asap, and may not be able to afford it.

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Do you have a life partner?

Because if not, I am willing to throw myself at your feet. Daily. And I won’t slip… not even once.

I promise to love you. Now. And forever.

This could be a great meeting of mind. Yours. Because mine is blown.

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I found the tower where the moderators hide. Should I charge you a rent?
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They’re here. Since it is the only tower that has no windows!
:joy::joy::joy:

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Hahaha awwww man. Well played :stuck_out_tongue:

I have a complaint!!! This can’t be right!!! I played underwater speacial stages from season 2. AND I TOOK THIS FISH GUY WITH ME
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He can breath underwater, right?! But NO, he still gets that damage
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SEE!

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Proteus is taking damage because as soon as he has to breathe through his gills he is poisoned by all the industrial effluent from two million castles constantly flowing into the sea.

The entire population of Correlia is fed on an all protein diet. Do you think that leads to pleasant bowel movements?!

So Proteus and all his buddies are constantly swimming and breathing in bodily waste and slag deposits… I think 47 damage is on the low side if anything.

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Definitely Aliens…

What kind of an evil mastermind would give practice swords to their troops, minions in BATTLES? They are wooden too!
Battles are fought only with REAL weapons, I expect to see some long swords, katanas and board swords from now on!

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It’s no wonder the recruits keep dying in training camp - they only have wooden swords and the trainers have real weapons…

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I thought Mr Trainer wanted to offer his sword to Rigard, so that Rigard could wield DUAL BLADES.

But even after I introduced Rigard to my 4* trainer, Rigard still only had ONE sword in his hand!

“Sword for Hire” my foot.

You’re clearly thinking of gifting it to someone in your profile pic Mr Trainer

Y u no give to Rigard

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