The Ridiculous Complaints thread

But… but… I want to show off the size of my wallet.
I can’t do that if it’s a freely available option. :slightly_frowning_face:

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There is a disturbing lack of diversity and representation here. Seriously. Only Yellows and only Pandas? the other colors are just as important!

and werewolves, elves, orcs, goblins deserve their chance too!

now let’s all sing kum-bhy-ah…

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This team represents political diversity

The :panda_face: over on this side :point_left: is all about state run infrastructure and redistributing wealth from the borgeoisie to the proletariat.

The :panda_face: in the middle is pro constitutional democracy, compassionate capitalism and free trade agreements

The :panda_face: on :point_right: side… well, he’s happy with just pandas

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not representative enough! there should be one panda scowling in the back, refusing to take part because anarchy is the only way! can’t trust pandas to run a government… :wink:

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He was asked to attend, but refused

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… and then went on a protest. I hear he’s camped outside of Atlantis now, with a “down with the monarchy!” sign.

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(Apologies if this is off-topic since it’s a semi-legit complaint.)

I’d like to complain that even @Staff_SGG don’t know how to write Kashhrek’s name:


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ITS OUTRAGEOUS!!!

New beta had been up for over 30 minutes and @zephyr1 STILL hasn’t updated the #beta-beat threads!!!

How is this OK!!!

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Not only that, but the costumed heroes have their original descriptions, not their costumed descriptions.

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Whole world is going to hell in a handbasket.

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Heimdall isn’t animated.

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@Kayo and @Olmor - because of reading your two posts so quickly, I now want to see… Heimdall in a Handbasket.

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They look like they’re doing a riverdance.

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I just wanna know where all the water comes from cos it leaves in the millions of gallons and I can’t see any higher ground

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Why did I only learn today that I can just hold + button in the workshop to order 6 fvcktons of minor mana potions?
Stupid SG!
Why didn’t they tell me before!

Remove the feature! I refuse to admit I’m an idiot!
@zephyr1 make sure to complain to devs! I want it removed!

The game is getting too easy!

Carpal tunnel for everyone!

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Okay. You have opinions that I have almost always respected without major reservation; so, Microwave (Chef Girl!)? What makes her special? So far, Valhalla pulls have yielded: Mist, By-Ulf (shocking), Bjorn (not bad), Belith (again of course; but those attractive athletic oversized legs? Intriguing!), Sumle (slow, but with a lvl 11 mana troop??), Chef girl! (Microwave)(?), Brynhild (really nice!!!) and Kvasir (a bit lame) in that exact order and number.
At this stage I really don’t know! Mist is underwhelming. I was thinking about levelling up Vela until last night raiding where her emblemed goodness made a show, but a bucket of water isn’t harmful and it creates the “sorry, but you are going to have to die NOW!” situation. And she obliged! I was thinking, “is that it???”

But honestly, how long it’s been there?

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