The Ridiculous Complaints thread

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By your argument the centaur is short two human legs and the gryphon is missing a set of legs as well.

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Not necessary. I’ve done it myself. Just too much ridiculousness (ridiculocity?) to encompass here.

This sounds like a Beta Beat type project for @zephyr1 :laughing:

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4367

Those were fed away to Aife.

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4368

My apology was tongue-in-cheek, but I struggle to express that in text.

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Do I need to go make a suggestion on that part of the forum, or can @zephyr1 handle that when comes to see why he was tagged? :crazy_face:

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4370

If I looked back I think I would find one of the times i did it I was actually plagiarizing myself.

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4371

I’m sure @zephyr1 is probably cringing now at the fact he’s been tagged 3 times here already :laughing:

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4372

Does a tag in a quote count? If so, were at 4. @zephyr1 can you confirm?

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4374

LOL so if we quote a quoted quote of a quote …

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I keep hitting the “like” barrier this feels like another complaint I need to lodge

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We can try, what’s the worst he can do to us?

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I’ve been in like cooldown all day pretty much. This is a first!

Hey @zephyr1 I’ve been trying to get you caught up to @JonahTheBard but the boards here are rigged against me.

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Tarlak: A comprehensive step-by-step complete guide to ensuring he gets killed first when raiding, questing, or facing titans.

Step 1: Place Tarlak in your defense lineup with 4 other heroes of your choice, in any position of your choice.

I hope this has helped!

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4379

Tarlak – Renfeld – Renfeld – Renfeld – Renfeld

Kill Tarlak first

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Hmm I’d target Renfeld first. And then the next Renfeld. And then the next. Then maybe Tarlak if he’s still alive. Renfeld just seems more deadly with his face paint.

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4381

Funny, I always said the same thing about Tammy Faye Bakker.

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Lol I’m thinking hard who to ascend first…Tammy or Dave Navarro (Renfeld’s live action hero)… Is Tammy worth the Royal Tabbards?

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4383

EDIT:

Sorry, this should have read, place Tarlak in your attack team, not defense team.

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This caused me to ponder…which hero has died most in entirety?

I’m going to hypothesize that it’s Wu Kong as a titan stalwart, despite being made of tissue paper

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