As a big Master Lepus fan, I took the old veteran out for a stroll back to his hometown. And… and…
HE’S NOT EVEN ONE OF THE FINAL BOSSES ANYMORE? How… how… it’s more than just RUDE! It’s putting the old Master out to pasture! What, are you saying he can’t keep up with those whippersnappers anymore?! Sure, he doesn’t burn body fat as quickly as Killhare does anymore, but…
Well, he just had to give those upstarts a talking-to.
And, as someone who has played many Japanese video games, I was expecting some kind of bonus for bringing an all-Springvale heroes party to Springvale, but nope! So I’ll just fill in the blanks…
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- Killhare: "Well, if it isn’t Gramps!
- Sir Roostley: I say, haven’t you retired yet, old Sir?
- Jack: H-hey, have some respect! Master Lepus here taught us everything we know!
- Jack 2: I’m just a dupe, don’t pay attention to me…
- Lady Woolerton: This teasing is contrary to the spirit of the Springvale Festival!
- M. Lepus: Calm down, all of you. I appreciate the defense, but a bully is a bully.
- Killhare: You calling us bullies, old man? You’re going to eat those words!
- M. Lepus: Don’t try me.
whomp!
*Jack 1: Whoa! Lady W! And my twin!
- M. Lepus: You just made a terrible mistake.
*M. Lepus: This should teach you a lesson.
*Jack: Well, you proved you’re still the Master!
RESPECT THE BUNNEH!!!