Right kids, I don’t know if it’s been lost in translation but where I come from if something’s “uncommon” it means you ain’t staring at it dozens of times a week.
So Olaf and his squiffy trousers aren’t ‘uncommon’ cos that would be like saying blondes are uncommon. Ok, there’s slightly fewer of us than brunettes but in my neck of woods I still expect to see a lot of fair haired people every day.
I don’t what into the office and day ‘Guess what gang, an uncommon event has occurred this very morn, for just now, not 100 yards from this very office, I saw a bloke with blonde hair’
So, what I’m driving at is, right, 2* ain’t uncommon.
I therefore suggest the following reclassification.
1* - So Common it Makes you Sick
2* - So Common it Makes your Eyeballs Hurt, but not as Bad as the First Lot
3* - Rare. If emerging from Every TC20 and Epic Token means Rare. Not Like a Sumatran Tiger or Anything.
4* - Epic Sometimes. Unless You’ve Got One or You Spent Real Money.
5* - Legendary. But only Like That Guy Who Drank So Much He Jumped in a Skip is called Dave The Legend. I Mean Not Like The Loch Ness Monster Or The Real King Arthur.
I think this would clarify the matter and lead to better expectation management.
J the B