The Ridiculous Complaints thread

Dear E&P Playerbase:

For years you have kept the defenseless citizens of Isgilham safe from the ravages of packs of frost wolves, the depredation of wilderfrost scouts, and the fearsome yetis that frequent our lands. Daily your valiant heroes trekked out on the tundra and kept these terrors in check. Our tavern-keepers have also enjoyed the regular custom of weary, thirsty heroes returning from their brave duties.

Mysteriously over the past week, however, the visitors to our fair, albeit chilly, lands have greatly dwindled. Reports from the shires increase daily: a barn looted by a band of scouts in the westfold; lambs slain by frost wolves in the pastures neat the old well; even an outlandish report of twins kidnapped from their cribs by a pair of yeti. Of greatest concern, our brewers’ inventories grow rapidly, and barrel storage is at a premium.

Only you can save us, dear players. Please return swiftly to Isgilham!

With the greatest respect and urgency,
The Isgiliham Brewers Guild

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