Dear SSG,
I wish to complain.
As you can see from this picture, Red Weed is growing in my stronghold.
My villagers appear unbothered by the threat of the weed and Martian Invasion coming with it.
Blithely they wander around, unaware of the risk.
I demand an immediate Richard Burton vocal siren to alert them to the coming threat…
‘No one would have believed in the last years of.’
I must complain that i have never received Merlin from any summons.
I am unable to check to see if Merlin has no nipples because of that.
It is causing me great distress that i cannot confirm or deny the nipples.
Having plausible deniability about said nipples is making me feel conflicted.
Dear SG,
You were in Finland, right ? Not the puritanical USA, but a European country where nudity is more tolerated ?
Shame on you for Merlin’s lack of nipples. Shame. On. You.
Sincerely,
A player from France, country of love.
In answer to your inquiry about the real purpose of Guardian Kong, I have attached photographic evidence. He is court appointed, but not in the role he may have led you believe. He actually works here:
Dear SGG.
I must complain about the flags atop my stronghold.
Unlike my fellow ridiculous complainers, the uneven flag length does not bother me.
My main concern is that the 5 flags atop my stronghold flutter in the breeze.
This may be due to the effect of the castle walls causing a windbreak at low levels of the castle. The winds near the top of the castle are unimpeded by the walls, and thus have much stronger winds on average.
However, there is good news! The solution is that SG simply needs to make the flagpole over the barracks taller, raising the barracks flag out of the internal boundary layer of the castle and into the free flowing mixed layer!
You’re welcome, SG. Now get to it! No time to waste!
@LSLordy, This. Is. Egregious! Flaccid flags! How can we be taken seriously if our flags are flaccid? What kind of rumor will spread if our enemies find out we have flaccid flags about our kingdom? Will they think we cannot get up and fight? That our ability to rule behind closed doors is failing? We need to raise this flag high and let it wave its might ferociously!
Or @LSLordy, now we’ve got perfusion problems that need to be addressed STAT.
We need to attend to this issue, strike hard and fast, but maintain stamina in our fight for equality with our partner, SG, because only through combined delectation can we reach acme.