The Ridiculous Complaints thread

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20 complaints about :heart: limits

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I want to complain that this is real barbarian speak! It must hold true to E&P because it does in other rpg type table top games…

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This one hit home as an almost legit complaint because I changed my name and wasted 200gems on a new BG right after divorcing my old alliance.—so on the off chance we’re ever war matched together they won’t recognize me as the person who deserted them.

What if shiz hits the fan in my new alliance some day and I have to divorce them to? :disappointed_relieved:

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Pre-nup… only way to go here. If you didn’t get one before joining your new alliance, I suggest you trick them into signing one soon. Perhaps side it into chat disguised as war prep documentation? Might have to get creative :wink:

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A further complaint about that bit of dialog—-

Nashgar is holding an axe. Axes are not crushing weapons, but slashing weapons. Sheesh. Doesn’t anyone in Finland have a D&D manual?

Boril crush:


Nashgar chop.

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I must Complain that @Brobb is more powerful as forum member than @Rook as forum (NOD :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: )
Look at this :


Brobb can still replay after Rook has closed the topic!

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Don’t you know, @Jedon? The truth has finally been revealed:

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Hahahahja I always enjoy @MantisToboggan posts :rofl:

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I also want to complain about this
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Cause Now I am confused … Do I need to ask SGG to pay me for being working for it?
Or am I having a deep schizophrenia and not recognizing that @Rigs and my self are the same person!

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Dear SSG,
I wish to complain.
As you can see from this picture, Red Weed is growing in my stronghold.
My villagers appear unbothered by the threat of the weed and Martian Invasion coming with it.
Blithely they wander around, unaware of the risk.

I demand an immediate Richard Burton vocal siren to alert them to the coming threat…
‘No one would have believed in the last years of.’

OHHHH-LAAA, DAH NAH NAH, NAH NAH NAH…

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So I think to invite Nashgar to work with me and Little John in our barbra shop
Massive Chop now :thinking:
@FrenziedEye

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Multiple people defending SG may be same person? I think there’s some Fight Club sh*t going on here…

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The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club .

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NO LIMITS! I complain this! We should give more than one like :sob:

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When I was looking through my roster I realized that Merlin has no nipples. It bothers me now every time I look at him.

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Lol yes i work for SG, that’s why my posts never get flagged and i never say anything bad about them.

And I’m caught. I’m not a southern white guy living in the southern US. I’m a guy in Egypt that tags myself regluarly then i respond to myself

Lol what a joke

Perfect place to put that guys complaint @Jedon

Think we may need Ridiculous Complaints Hall Of Fame soon

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You realize you just made everyone stop, open the app, and look at Merlin? Do you??

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Hey Tyler Durden, don’t beat yourself up over it.

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Dear SGG,

I must complain that i have never received Merlin from any summons.
I am unable to check to see if Merlin has no nipples because of that.
It is causing me great distress that i cannot confirm or deny the nipples.
Having plausible deniability about said nipples is making me feel conflicted.

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Dear SG,
You were in Finland, right ? Not the puritanical USA, but a European country where nudity is more tolerated ?
Shame on you for Merlin’s lack of nipples. Shame. On. You.
Sincerely,
A player from France, country of love.

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