I think this is a fun and unique recruitment poster.
We have a spot available…how long it will last…nobody knows except the fairy that lives under a rock and she’s not talking regardless how I try and try to bribe her
Just a spoon full of chocolate keeps the crazy star away…
Just a spoon…better be the size of Texas…lolololololol
Star has scared off 3 more due to her high demand of quality chocolate. She is not a bargain basement chocolate kind of girl. If ya got the good stuff and got a desire for abuse come join the shops.
Still got some spots… Don’t be afraid, we only bite on holidays…
The star is moody and needs fresh blood room for 2 …
I don’t abuse I encourage those under my Celestial reign to have quality…
That’s my story
Where you are Delusional or wish to become one… The Paradox Shop is for you… where padded rooms are standard and trampolines and velcro can be added… A place where a STAR ranshacks looking for chocolate to place in her high security vault and personalities run amuck
So we currently have a new Leader in Dox…an exotic Surrfer from The Island of Goddesses…
No Worries still crazy fun & Kicking the buttocks of Titans and Wars…while the STAR takes a step back getting RL crap caught up
We are full, but we still love stalkers come join the waiting list. Everyone gets leis upon arrival …from our Hawaiian Surfer Girl.
Sadly, we had one of our tour guides fall into the volcano. Note to self … Flip flops are not always the best choice in footwear.
Spot open and we are waiting for u.
Classy poster… Still got a spot if u can handle it. Come get u some.