If you’ve ever wanted the experience of a top 100 Alliance, but didn’t want to feel micromanaged, over stressed, or like E&P takes precedent over real life, the Incognitos may be what you’re looking for.
What we’re looking for.
Active daily players who use all Titan/War hits
Team players who don’t need babysitting
Experience hitting 14* Titan preferred, but not required.
Line use, and general communication
What you get.
We are an international alliance who made it to the top 100 with people from every walk of life, spending habits, and play styles. No matter if you’re F2P, P2W, or somewhere in between, as long as you meet our requirements (below), like to have fun, and leave your drama at the door, we’re easy to get along with. We promote a fun friendly environment, where we still want to learn and grow, and where we worry more about each other than egos. If you want to laugh, learn, and feel like you are part of a real in-game family, this is your spot.
What’s Required
Level 40+
2600+ trophies
4500+ team power War defense (negotiable)
50+ maxed 4/5* for 6 full war teams
115k weekly titan average
Follow simple war strategy/Titan rules
Contact WhenWeCollide on Line, or Discord ID: ThePirateKing#5125 for more info.
All right!
Stop whatcha doin’
‘Cause I’m about to be recruitin
The Alliance ain’t the style that ya used to
We play funny
But yo we makin’ money, see
So yo world I hope you’re ready for me
Now gather round
We the new kids in town
And my squad’s held down in the Underground
We drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
So just let us introduce ourselves
My name is Bumpty, pronounced with a Umpty
Yo threads, oh how I like to BUMP thee
And all the players in the top ten–please allow us to jump thee
We steppin’ tall, y’all
And just like Humpty Dumpty
You’re gonna fall when the forums bump me
We like to rhyme
I like my beats funky
I’m spunky. I like my titan oatmeal lumpy
I’m sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
But sometimes I get ridiculous
I’ll eat up all your ham and your licorice
Hey yo fat titans, come here–are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat
Look at me, I’m Incognito
It never stopped me from gettin’ noticed though
I’m an E&P freak
I like the heroes with the boom
I once killed a titan in a Burger King bathroom
I’m crazy
Allow me to amaze thee
They say we’re C2P but it just don’t faze me
We’re still in the top 100 by chance
And we even got our own dance
The Bumpty Dance is your chance to do the bump
Do the Bumpty Bump, come on and do the Bumpty Bump
Do the Bumpty Bump, just watch me do the Bumpty Bump
Do ya know what I’m doin’, doin’ the Bumpty Bump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Bumpty Bump
Bumping this. Not as creatively this time, but just to let everyone know we filled an opening in about 30 seconds. That’s why we recommend jumping on our waiting list. If you’re interested, reach out to me on Line!
We JUST cleared off a chunk of our wait list, so if you are looking for a time to jump on, now is the time! Contact me for more information, and come see what all the fuss (by fuss i mean my constant reminders) is all about!
This week we even reached top 50, for a brief moment. Not bad for a chilled and laid back alliance with no crazy roster or troop requirements. Totally proud of all my teammates. If you want to be part of this amazing group, feel free to come and hang out with us.
Just a gentle bump to the top. If you are a fun, dedicated and teamwork oriented player, then you will truly enjoy our company. Our waitlist is always open, and we are always looking forward to making new friends.
Pack it up, pack it in, let us begin
We came to win, battle Incognitos that’s a sin
We won’t ever slack up, punk you better back up
Try and play the role and yo the whole crew’ll act up
Get up, stand up (c’mon!) see’mon throw your heroes up
If you’ve got the feeling, only RNG is the ceiling
‘Nitos pull a stacked deck, someone’s pullin junk
Yo we bust them in a raid, and then we’ll war the punk
Feelin’, funkin’, mats in the trunk, we got more emblems
Than there’s cops at a Dunkin’ Donuts shop
Sho’ nuff, we got props
From the kids on the hill plus the devs and the mods
We came to get down, we came to get down
So get out your seat and bump around!
Mana slow down, good lord
Telly got 'em up droppin all over town
Strictly biz, she don’t play around
Cover much ground, got stats by the pound
Getting wins is her forte
Each and every day, true tank way
I can’t get her out of my mind
I think about the girl all the time