The Guardians family has updated its requirements!

Must love “Must Love Dogs.” That’s the only requirement. We can figure out the rest of the details later.

Guardians Reborn

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Each member also had the option of creating their own requirement.

@JonahTheBard
@Bruno82
@Kikyo
@Kitten
@Keyz
@Annieb
@JRJR60
@JLB_ep
@FrostbiteXIII
@Therocketcat

(just to name a few, can only tag 10)
Want to share your requirement for membership?

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All applicants must have voted for something at least once.

A president, a union rep, a contestant on America’s Got British Judges or who is going to run the tea fund at work.

But you have to have taken part in some kind of democracy.

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Excellent, so as it stands:

If you have ever voted for anything in your life, and love the movie “Must Love Dogs,” then we might be the right fit for you!

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I thought that that was just a concept of dog loving.

I am onboard with the idea of loving dogs even though I don’t love dogs.

But now it’s a movie?!
I’m going to have to re-evaluate my membership.

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You don’t love dogs ? I know that’s not the requirement. The requirement is to love ‘must love dogs’

But … really ? You don’t love dogs ? Who doesn’t love dogs ?
All dogs ? Do you love puppies ?

And where do you stand on kittens ?

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I would like a member of Monty Python.

Not mandatory - but preferred

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I don’t love dogs but you STAND ON KITTENS???

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Is there a preferred place to stand on said felines? Inside, outside? Alone or in a group? How many do you stand on at once?

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Anywhere you want!

20 kitten American History Xs.

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I raise you a chihuahua standing on a bigger dog standing on a kitten standing on a horse.

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38naw4

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The new members must like llamas, alpacas, guanacos, vicuñas and other similar animals.

And support the plea for a Guardian Llama at next Teltoc. Why Gazelle when there’s a llama?

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Uh oh, it’s a llamaception

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Bruno and his alpacas. He brought one to Ascending then left it there. We still haven’t decided to make it our mascot or BBQ it.

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While we’ve got you @PhelanKell , do you have a personal recruit requirement for Guardians Ascending?

And how’s that Zoltar Fortune Telling machine I left for you guys in the penthouse treating you??

My requirements are simple

  1. Bring good snacks
  2. Give me the snacks
  3. Dont touch my snacks

Also, dont turn your back on the alpacas

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