The Fusion Fighters recruitment thread! šŸ˜ [27/30]

The kale has been unleashed on titans!

What our idiot of a leader is trying to say is that we are no longer capping titans at 11-star due to popular demand. Letā€™s see where this leads us.

Wibble.

Currently still fullā€¦

We here at Fusion Fighters are proud to announce our waiting list ā€“

Which doesnā€™t existā€¦

ā€“ for people to sign up to if they want to join us. :grin:

I repeat, no such waiting list exists here at Fusion Fighters. Our idiot leader is still doolaly after his wisdom tooth extraction.

The hills. The hills. Are alive withā€¦ the sound ofā€¦ wibble.

(Sigh) :disappointed:

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Our resident Kale Lord has moved to pastures new. Judging by the name of the alliance I donā€™t think we can offer anything close to what they have. :face_with_peeking_eye: :face_with_open_eyes_and_hand_over_mouth: :flushed:

As such, a rare spot (cough) at Fusion Fighters has opened up! :laughing:
Guess itā€™s time for one of those overall info postsā€¦
We are Fusion Fighters!
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Tagline: Casually competitive
I like to take a life first approach, but it isnā€™t necessarily without consequence.
Of course weā€™d like to win. :grin:

Titans: Give 'em kale! :laughing:
Currently hitting 11* titans.
Recently reverted back to judging skips at the 11 hour mark as 11* titans were dying a bit quicklyā€¦

War participation: optional
Coordinated tanks voted by the team. Planning to evaluate more often in 2023! :laughing:
We do use a time sensitive wave strategy - Iā€™m not stringent on it, but it gives structure to attacks.
All flags if in - beware probation!

Probation details.

Now simplified!
A player is on a 1 war probation for missing flags.
If player misses flags while on probation, then demotion/boot.
Probation passed with no incident, no action is taken.

Other stuff
We use pom-poms for motivational purposes.
BYOPN = Bore Your Pants Off News
Eurovision = 0 points (we prefer to hand out Eurovisions rather than receive them)

Conclusion
This a thesis or something?
Ahem! So, I think that covers the basics.
Almost 2023. Fancy a change of scenery? Check us out! :slightly_smiling_face:

Hmā€¦ :thinking:
I guess Iā€™d better mention something about Alliance Quests, Mythic Titans and Monster Island.

Currently weā€™re more participate if you can. No pressure to hit everything. Of course, more participation will help to bump up scores and stuff, but you wonā€™t be chewed out for not participating in the newer alliance focused activities.

Woohoo! Itā€™s a new year and I upgraded my calendar! :partying_face:
Itā€™s shiny! :grin:

Well, we kick off 2023 with our first war win of the year! Four more straight victories and thatā€™s my E&P bucket list done! :laughing:

Fancy a new environment?
Check us out at Fusion Fighters! :slightly_smiling_face:

Hmā€¦ :thinking:
Turns out our alliance name doesnā€™t easily give rise to puns to entice people to check us out.

Erā€¦ come fuse with us at Fusion Fighters? :laughing:

Oh dearā€¦ :disappointed:

Well, we recently came up against a 13* titan. :grin:
And I got absolutely thrashed! :laughing:

Currently floating between 11* and 12* titans.

Check us out at Fusion Fighters. :slightly_smiling_face:

Another war and thatā€™s our fourth consecutive win on the trot! :astonished:
One more and I can retire! :laughing:

I have updated war probation though. Thinking the 2-war probation for a win and 1-war for a loss when flags are missed might be a bit confusing at times, so itā€™s been simplified to a 1-war probation for missed flags (regardless of war result). Practically this means if you miss flags during a war, make sure you use all of them in the next one!

So anyway, join us at Fusion Fighters to help me achieve my retirement dream! :grin:

And with that my retirement dream comes to a screeching halt. :sob:
Ah, well. :laughing:
Guess we need more kale to throw at our opponents. :thinking:

Come join us at Fusion Fighters. :grin:

Titans are weird at times.
We got mainly 12* lately, then we get a 13* rare. A few even got the 4* ascension mat drop too! :smile:
Then, of course, the system gives us a 14*. :thinking: :scream:
Funnily enough, my titan damage didnā€™t change all that much. :laughing:

Join us at Fusion Fighters for ā€“

Weā€™re full.

Dā€™oh! :man_facepalming:

Well, one of our long time members has effectively retired from the game. :sob:
Soā€¦ time to go a-recruiting! :laughing:

We areā€¦ Fusion Fighters!
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Ah, cool. Our Score is higher than the last time I posted that. :grin:
Anyway, stuff you should know.

Tagline: Casually competitive
Given my own condition and responsibilities itā€™ll be a bit off not to consider a life first approach. This doesnā€™t mean there arenā€™t any consequences.
Winning is preferable. :grin:

Titans: Give 'em kale! :laughing:
Currently hitting 12* titans.
Good rule of thumb for us is to evaluate at the 11 hour mark to see whether itā€™s a skip.

War participation: optional
Coordinated tanks voted by the team. Regular evaluation planned for 2023! :laughing:
We use a time sensitive wave strategy - Iā€™m not stringent on it, but it gives structure to attacks.
All flags if in - beware probation!

Probation
Affectionately called ā€˜the naughty stepā€™ by one of the team. :thinking: :laughing:
In practice this means if you miss any flags in war make sure you use all of them in your next war.

Alliance Quests, Mythic Titans, Monster Island
Nothing formal. Participate if you can for fun.

Other stuff
Pom-poms are to motivate.
BYOPN = Bore Your Pants Off News
Eurovision = 0 points (we prefer to hand out Eurovisions rather than receive them)
Kale is kaleā€¦

Conclusion
Weā€™re still a top 10,000 alliance!

2023-01-30 Leaderboard

Thatā€™s not a conclusionā€¦

:shushing_face: Shhā€¦ we might get away with that claimā€¦

Another sad day. :sob:

So another attempt to recruit! :laughing:

By sheer coincidence we find ourselves full. :thinking:

This also means. Full. On. War! :fire:
For the first time inā€¦ erā€¦ what feels like ages. Charge!

Oh, erā€¦ hmā€¦

Woohoo! We won our weekend war with 30 participants.

One of the things I track is our personal best scores at a number of participants level. After all, the points an opponent is worth changes depending on their health contribution and number on the field.

Since this was our first 30 versus 30 war this year, everyone got a personal best score by default! :laughing:

Still full, but keep an eye for openings.

Some people fit, some donā€™t. Such is life and all that. After a mishap too many we had to boot someone. Soā€¦ we have a spot! :grin:

Well, that spot didnā€™t last long! :laughing:

As a general update, we donā€™t really have ā€˜probationā€™ any more. Instead alliance war flag missers will be sent toā€¦ Kale Korner! :laughing:

After some life stuff, a space has opened up. Come grab it while itā€™s still hot! :grin:

It occurs to me that during my limited activity the last week or so that the team has won two alliance wars on the trot. :grin:

Hang onā€¦ :thinking:
What does that say about my leadership qualities?! :scream:

As our idiot leader has a crisis of confidence, thereā€™s a space in Fusion Fighters should you wish to join us.

Phew. Won our midweek war with 29 participants (and one in Kale Korner).

Another step towards my dream of five consecutive war wins! :laughing:

Join us at Fusion Fighters for puzzling shenanigans. :grin: