Dear Leadership of the FTP Rebellion,
I would like to formally offer my services, in the service of the cheap, frugal, and masochistic players of Empires and Puzzles.
My full name is Clever Cyan Gryphon, and I specialize in aerial reconnaissance, unexpected naps and stealth emotional validation.
As a fly boy, I would request the title of Captain.
@FrenziedEye as speaker, my hope is you will be able to confirm this request.
As for the rest of the rebels… Dare I ask what’s been going on in the hideout that you haven’t been out here in 2 months? And are you going to shower, or should we just burn it down and start a new hideout somewhere else?