Whether youāre a fan of Azlar, play E&P with your loyal moggy or identify as Feline, hereās a space for you.
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Iām surprised I got here before Rook.
I think we need more big-cats. Snow leopards, etc.
And why not a siberian tiger? feels like weāve got a lot of room for anthropomorphs with all of the dumb rabbits, ice bears and so on.
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Itās all gone rather furry on the Ridiculous Complaints thread, so Iām anticipating that it will need to be split off. The cats have cheered everyone up so no one wants to complain 
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We canāt have that, now can we?
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Moderatorās Note
Merging in The Ridiculous Cats from The Ridiculous Complaints threadā¦
Apologies for the time jump in the posts below from the merge.
Merged! 
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Itās raining cats and dogs here. Please come up with a hero whose special solves this.
It would solve if it concerned like raining nice women
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Too bad it wonāt work in other languages.
For example, in French, we instead say: āitās raining cordsā.
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Cords as in ropes?
20 cats and dogs
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And hubby calls me the āCrazy Cat Ladyā for just having 1 cat. I canāt imagine 20 cats and dogsā¦ 
Of course, he is a gorgeous cat and I am quite crazy about him 
But back on topicā¦ around here we use ācordā to reference an amount of firewood. Iām really hoping thatās not what falls out of the sky in France 
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He appears to be ādouble screeningā, I hope you donāt over work him!
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Haha! Heās a big boy but he doesnāt fit over all 3 of my screens while he sleeps (0 work involved!). I just use my other 2 until he gets tired of blocking my 3rd. Nope, heās not spoiled AT ALL!
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Thanks for correcting my English, Monsieur Jonah! 
I have several real life cats at home. They tend to attract other cats in returnā¦
And yet, still no Azlarā¦ 
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Cords is fine, no correction required. Just wanted to get the right sense of it.
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In Germany we use to say
Es regnet BindfƤden
which google translates as twines.
Itās raining twinesā¦
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My dear @LadySuzanne - I am afraid that having one cat - however handsome - does not make you eligible to the title of Crazy Cat Lady. More cats than one are strictly required. However, if you can show sufficient proof of having other cats in your empire - such as Azlar, Zimkitha and Cheshire Cat - or perhaps @Rook - the the title of Crazy Cat Lady of the Empire can be bestowed and you may become a member of the Crazy Cat Ladies Club.
We meet weekly on the terrace above the stronghold entrance for tea and biscuitsā¦
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What a handsome fellow! We have 4 cats. They donāt believe hands should be on phones eitherā¦
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I think we might actually need a Feline Fans of E&P Thread (for the cats to play withā¦)
I built one here, for your convenience
https://forum.smallgiantgames.com/t/the-feline-fans-of-e-p/92605/3
But please bin it if itās redundant
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@Witch Please find below my application for the Crazy Cat Ladies Club. Hopefully, you will find my credentials in order and will accept me forthwith.
Thank-you for your consideration,
Lady Suzanne
Credentials:
- Guardian Panther - A rather large kitty but normally rather docile. Only when cornered in a battle does she unleash her claws on 3 opponents. She is also of the rarest shade of purple.
- Zimkitha - A very regal creature with royal bloodlines. Her unselfish aiding of her allies is her best attribute.
- Cheshire Cat - His ability to stand without the aid of a neck, arms or body is quite unique.
- Proteus - Not 100% sure if heās of the feline variety, but resembles a hairless cat enough that I added him
- Guardian Jackal - This adorable little rogue will make you quiver at the sight of yellow diamonds! Heās still a baby, but will be growing very soon.
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