The Feline Fans of E&P 😻

**JonahTheBard** · March 12, 2019, 7:31pm

Whether you’re a fan of Azlar, play E&P with your loyal moggy or identify as Feline, here’s a space for you.

**PeachyKeen** · March 12, 2019, 7:35pm

I’m surprised I got here before Rook.

I think we need more big-cats. Snow leopards, etc.

And why not a siberian tiger? feels like we’ve got a lot of room for anthropomorphs with all of the dumb rabbits, ice bears and so on.

**JonahTheBard** · March 12, 2019, 7:36pm

It’s all gone rather furry on the Ridiculous Complaints thread, so I’m anticipating that it will need to be split off. The cats have cheered everyone up so no one wants to complain

**Witch** · March 12, 2019, 7:42pm

We can’t have that, now can we?

**zephyr1** · March 12, 2019, 8:36pm

Moderator’s Note

Merging in The Ridiculous Cats from The Ridiculous Complaints thread…

Apologies for the time jump in the posts below from the merge.

Merged!

**VFROOD** · March 12, 2019, 8:34pm

It’s raining cats and dogs here. Please come up with a hero whose special solves this.

It would solve if it concerned like raining nice women

**KalosianPorygon** · March 12, 2019, 8:34pm

Too bad it won’t work in other languages.
For example, in French, we instead say: “it’s raining cords”.

**JonahTheBard** · March 12, 2019, 8:34pm

Cords as in ropes?

20 cats and dogs

**LadySuzanne** · March 12, 2019, 8:34pm

And hubby calls me the ‘Crazy Cat Lady’ for just having 1 cat. I can’t imagine 20 cats and dogs…

Of course, he is a gorgeous cat and I am quite crazy about him

But back on topic… around here we use ‘cord’ to reference an amount of firewood. I’m really hoping that’s not what falls out of the sky in France

**JonahTheBard** · March 12, 2019, 8:34pm

He appears to be ‘double screening’, I hope you don’t over work him!

**LadySuzanne** · March 12, 2019, 8:34pm

Haha! He’s a big boy but he doesn’t fit over all 3 of my screens while he sleeps (0 work involved!). I just use my other 2 until he gets tired of blocking my 3rd. Nope, he’s not spoiled AT ALL!

**KalosianPorygon** · March 12, 2019, 8:34pm

Thanks for correcting my English, Monsieur Jonah!

I have several real life cats at home. They tend to attract other cats in return…
And yet, still no Azlar…

**JonahTheBard** · March 12, 2019, 8:34pm

Cords is fine, no correction required. Just wanted to get the right sense of it.

**Olmor** · March 12, 2019, 8:34pm

In Germany we use to say

Es regnet Bindfäden

which google translates as twines.

It’s raining twines…

**Witch** · March 12, 2019, 8:34pm

My dear @LadySuzanne - I am afraid that having one cat - however handsome - does not make you eligible to the title of Crazy Cat Lady. More cats than one are strictly required. However, if you can show sufficient proof of having other cats in your empire - such as Azlar, Zimkitha and Cheshire Cat - or perhaps @Rook - the the title of Crazy Cat Lady of the Empire can be bestowed and you may become a member of the Crazy Cat Ladies Club.

We meet weekly on the terrace above the stronghold entrance for tea and biscuits…

**Garanwyn** · March 12, 2019, 8:34pm

What a handsome fellow! We have 4 cats. They don’t believe hands should be on phones either…

**Olmor** · March 12, 2019, 8:34pm

These two guys are on my couch.

**JonahTheBard** · March 12, 2019, 8:34pm

@zephyr1 @kerridoc @rook

I think we might actually need a Feline Fans of E&P Thread (for the cats to play with…)

I built one here, for your convenience
https://forum.smallgiantgames.com/t/the-feline-fans-of-e-p/92605/3

But please bin it if it’s redundant

**General_Confusion** · March 12, 2019, 8:34pm

This is now the ridiculous cat photo thread?

OK…this isn’t mine but its kind of ridiculous

**LadySuzanne** · March 12, 2019, 8:34pm

@Witch Please find below my application for the Crazy Cat Ladies Club. Hopefully, you will find my credentials in order and will accept me forthwith.

Thank-you for your consideration,
Lady Suzanne

Credentials:

Guardian Panther - A rather large kitty but normally rather docile. Only when cornered in a battle does she unleash her claws on 3 opponents. She is also of the rarest shade of purple.
Zimkitha - A very regal creature with royal bloodlines. Her unselfish aiding of her allies is her best attribute.
Cheshire Cat - His ability to stand without the aid of a neck, arms or body is quite unique.
Proteus - Not 100% sure if he’s of the feline variety, but resembles a hairless cat enough that I added him
Guardian Jackal - This adorable little rogue will make you quiver at the sight of yellow diamonds! He’s still a baby, but will be growing very soon.