The Ballad of the Noble Heart and The Hungry aka I just fed Liana to that meat bag Gormek 😖

SG! SG! Have pity on me!
I’ve been such a dumb banana
In my rush to level hungry Gormek,
I fed him my Liana

I’m lost and bereft
At the gap that’s left
By the outcome of this drama
SG, SG? Show me mercy?
I fed away my Liana

I don’t have many reds, you see
Because I’m such a miser
And I really rate defence debuff
From ramming pulveriser
Gormek ate my lovely elf
Like a voracious red piranha
SG, SG, it’s a catastrophe
I fed away my Liana

It’s enough to make me want to spit
Like a cantankerous, grumpy llama
I realise that’s a tautology
But I fed away my Liana

Dedicated to @Kitten, who tolerated me blubbing over alliance chat for 15 minutes

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Better Gormie eats Lianna than the other way round. How would she look like afterwards?

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Why, oh why, was Lianna not locked?
It would have prevented you going of half-cocked
And blowing it all on this useless endeavour
That now you must live with and regret forever

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hmm…maybe like this?
liana

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Isn’t that Boldies wife? :rofl:

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Nope…his mom.

20 kisses for Olmor

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Oh you did no blubbering! I’ve never seen such equanimity in the face of disaster (E&P wise).

An appeal for the bard!

There once was a bard with ambition
To max a fat orc was his mission
A last level or two
But fed him with who?
That sweet elf better give good nutrition

I feel your pain JB. That was brutal.

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Superb and witty Kit, thank you :blush:

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This topic isn’t fiction?
My condolences.

Maybe this will make you smile on it.

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My deepest regrets. I like olomar, that it was a poem. Lianna is great, just summoned her in an account i share with a friend

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I have two of her but no way am I feeding away either.

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PS not meant as a dig at JB in any way shape or form.

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My sympathies :sleepy:

Wishing you 20 Liannas…

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I might add no more Gormek.lol :laughing:
Exept maybe as snacks for Lia.
Wolf9
:sunglasses:

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You have a noble heart to take your pain & create a morality tale…instead of breaking your phone or blaming it on the game. This should go under “Things I wish I knew when I started…”

I, too, thought it was a humorous reminder.
My condolences. :bouquet:. :coffee: :cake:

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Dude… I feel sorry for you but at the same time I can’t stop laughing. All disasters should be written in verse to ease the pain :rofl:

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I’m still trying to figure out if this is

Purely fiction - for entertainment purposes and lulz :blush:

Purely accidentally - in which case… owchies
And doesn’t the game give a warning in feeding higher rarity heroes? :thinking:

Purposely done - as I read members not too long fed 5* heroes - Ravnir and Margret :plate_with_cutlery:

At least there was a poem go with this …

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This one.

Yer… rushing and maybe I had a Belith too

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