Song Parody - Part of Your World, Ariel

—-(read to part of your world)—

Look at this team -
isn’t it neat?

Wouldn’t you think my account
could compete?

Wouldn’t you think in the store…
they’d sell …everything?

Look at these cards -
Damage untold?

How many emblems can one hero hold?

So many summons you’d think -
wow… she pulled everything…

I’ve got Tarlocs and Wilburs a plenty -
Inaris and Kages galore…

You want season 1 hero’s?
I pulled one-80…

But who cares…
no big deal …

I’m meat pooooooor…

I want to be -
where the classics aren’t …

I want to pull,
want to play the new cards…

Grind the world daily…
want new things to … beat

Slaying Yetis… won’t get you far -
Wasting my time — more sitting…waiting …
Goals to reach daily …must hunt more… beasts…

Up where they raid…
Up where their done…
Up where they kill things just for fun…

Assention free…
Wish I could be…
Not so meat poor…

What would I give -
if I could finish - the newest hero’s?

What would I pay -
To field a team …ready for war?

Bet in Dia-mond,
they understand -
Bet they don’t …
reprimand …
their members

Maxed out players…
Countless Telly’s …
making a stand…

Reading to learn what the players know
Ask simple questions
get math filled answers
Like …What’s with Costumes… and why do they …
(What’s the word…) … Suuuuuck?

Where are my darts?
Looted more gloves…
Titans give me nooooo loooove…

Gems deal for me…
One day I’ll be…
not so meat poor…

(Updated 5/14)

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Hahahaha! Great! Heard the disney song! Hahahhah
Please we need “desperado”
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@KLinMayhem has gotten this down, and is definitely worth checking out. One of my favorite E&P inspired tracks.

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