Song Parody - Part of Your World, Ariel

—-(read to part of your world)—

Look at this team -
isn’t it neat?

Wouldn’t you think my account
could compete?

Wouldn’t you think in the store…
they’d sell …everything?

Look at these cards -
Damage untold?

How many emblems can one hero hold?

So many summons you’d think -
wow… she pulled everything…

I’ve got Tarlocs and Wilburs a plenty -
Inaris and Kages galore…

You want season 1 hero’s?
I pulled one-80…

But who cares…
no big deal …

I’m meat pooooooor…

I want to be -
where the classics aren’t …

I want to pull,
want to play the new cards…

Grind the world daily…
want new things to … beat

Slaying Yetis… won’t get you far -
Wasting my time — more sitting…waiting …
Goals to reach daily …must hunt more… beasts…

Up where they raid…
Up where their done…
Up where they kill things just for fun…

Assention free…
Wish I could be…
Not so meat poor…

What would I give -
if I could finish - the newest hero’s?

What would I pay -
To field a team …ready for war?

Bet in Dia-mond,
they understand -
Bet they don’t …
reprimand …
their members

Maxed out players…
buffed up Aegir …
making a stand…

Reading to learn what the players know
Ask simple questions
get math filled answers
Like …What’s with Thorne… and why does he…
(What’s the word…)…suuuuck?

Where are my darts?
Looted more gloves…
Titans give me nooooo loooove…

Gems deal for me…
One day I’ll be…
not so meat poor…

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Hahahaha! Great! Heard the disney song! Hahahhah
Please we need “desperado”
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@KLinMayhem has gotten this down, and is definitely worth checking out. One of my favorite E&P inspired tracks.

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