[Song, Humor] The Twelve Days of Empires

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[Song, Humor] The Twelve Days of Empires

[Sung to the tune of “The Twelve Days of Christmas” ]

On the first day of Empires, my teammates gave to me:

some string.

On the second day of Empires, my teammates gave to me:

Two Sturdy Shields

…and some string.

On the third day of Empires, my teammates gave to me:

Three Trap Tools
Two Sturdy Shields

…and some string.

On the fourth day of Empires, my teammates gave to me:

Four Hidden Blades
Three Trap Tools
Two Sturdy Shields

…and some string.

On the fifth day of Empires, my teammates gave to me:

Fiiiiive Miiiiistic Riiiings
Four Hidden Blades
Three Trap Tools
Two Sturdy Shields

…and some string.

On the sixth day of Empires, my teammates gave to me:

Six Dragon Banners
Fiiiiive Miiiiistic Riiiings
Four Hidden Blades
Three Trap Tools
Two Sturdy Shields

…and some string.

On the seventh day of Empires, my teammates gave to me:

Seven Epic Tokens
Six Dragon Banners
Fiiiiive Miiiiistic Riiiings
Four Hidden Blades
Three Trap Tools
Two Sturdy Shields

…and some string.

On the eighth day of Empires, my teammates gave to me:

Eight Hardwood Lumber
Seven Epic Tokens
Six Dragon Banners
Fiiiiive Miiiiistic Riiiings
Four Hidden Blades
Three Trap Tools
Two Sturdy Shields

…and some string.

On the ninth day of Empires, my teammates gave to me:

Nine Mana Potions
Eight Hardwood Lumber
Seven Epic Tokens
Six Dragon Banners
Fiiiiive Miiiiistic Riiiings
Four Hidden Blades
Three Trap Tools
Two Sturdy Shields

…and some string.

On the tenth day of Empires, my teammates gave to me:

Ten Royal Tabards
Nine Mana Potions
Eight Hardwood Lumber
Seven Epic Tokens
Six Dragon Banners
Fiiiiive Miiiiistic Riiiings
Four Hidden Blades
Three Trap Tools
Two Sturdy Shields

…and some string.

On the eleventh day of Empires, my teammates gave to me:

Eleven Sunspire Feathers
Ten Royal Tabards
Nine Mana Potions
Eight Hardwood Lumber
Seven Epic Tokens
Six Dragon Banners
Fiiiiive Miiiiistic Riiiings
Four Hidden Blades
Three Trap Tools
Two Sturdy Shields

…and some string.

On the twelfth day of Empires, my teammates gave to me:

Twelve Tomes of Tactics
Eleven Sunspire Feathers
Ten Royal Tabards
Nine Mana Potions
Eight Hardwood Lumber
Seven Epic Tokens
Six Dragon Banners
Fiiiiive Miiiiistic Riiiings
Four Hidden Blades
Three Trap Tools
Two Sturdy Shields

…and some string.

[Words by Gryphonkit AKA Mara AKA my loving spouse]

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Hahahaha! Love it!!!

The perfectionist in me wants to sing “…and some string to-o craft some aa-rowwws” :grin:

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