Song about Tonics and Tabards

Now I don’t hardly know them
But I think I could use them
tonics and tabards
Ah
I wish they’d drop more often
Now I’ve been waiting for them
tonics and tabards
No more scabbards
Yeah
(Da-da, da-da, da-da)
My, my, such a sweet thing
(Da-da, da-da, da-da)
I want to max everyone
(Da-da, da-da, da-da)
What a beautiful feeling
(Da-da, da-da, da-da)
tonics and tabards
(Da-da, da-da, da-da)
No more scabbards

tonics and tabards, no more scabbards
tonics and tabards, no more scabbards
tonics and tabards, no more scabbards
tonics and tabards, no more scabbards
tonics and tabards, no more scabbards
tonics and tabards, no more scabbards

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Lovely but where’s MONO4EVA in the lyrics?

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…made my day :rofl:

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I missed my chance :frowning:

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That was Awesome! LOL, May i suggest a heavy metal theme for the next one with Mystic Rings and Farsight Telescopes

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How about some Eazy E?

Cause finding rings and scopes is always hard
RNGesus comes around and pulls your card
knowing nothing in life but to max GM
Don’t quote me boy, I don’t have him

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AWESOME!!! This cracked me up!

:smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Great job :clap::clap::clap:

More songs like this, please :sunglasses: I wanna laugh more often, which isn’t particularly my case while reading most of threads :blush:

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As always, an amazing job. Love it!

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Waiting patiently for “Straight out of Season 1”…

I’ll start you off:

Straight out of Season 1
A crazy hero named Magni
Casting shields fast
And gunnin’ like Cagney

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