Seasonal summons hero humor (hero poetry/song)

Let’s have a ditty war… create a few lines with your favorite heroes… I’ll start it off with a little witty ditty (or not, your mileage may vary…)

Gafar was guffawing at Hisan’s hairy head,
and Rana ran to Arman’s arms and wound up in his bed.
Jabbar jabberwockied long, but Yunan knew not one,
The words would come and sounded fun, though only in his head.

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Sonya knew her time was done,
She had but 5 hit points,
“Pierce, and strike” she cried anon
“Debuff, I must, this one anoints,
Himself the king of defense down.”
Wilbur smiled like a clown.

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Sartana, Merlin, Panther, Kunchen, Hel.
Most puissant heroes all, their loins did gird.
March’d forth as frightened townsfolk wish’d them well
To battle 'gainst the Queen with mighty word.

Now she, with her companions, 'wait the fray.
Bright angels to her left and to her right.
The Elf-lord bides his time to dream away
And bloody druid lurks with blazing light.

She speaks one word. Her foes halt where they stand.
Held still and mute, then blinded by a flash.
The dark celestial falls to Athena’s hand,
And Gravemaker burns three more to ash.

Alone and wounded, Kunchen flees the scene
As every tongue cries out, “All hail the Queen!”

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@JonahTheBard, @KLinMayhem, I’d love to see your contributions here

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Does it have to be sand empire or any season?

Yes that would be nice. Yours is more than a ditty, very nice poem!

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I’ll do a new one, but in the meantime, here’s my effort from last year:

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The day has come
The time is nigh
The palm trees are a’swaying
The beach balls bounce around the camp
And there’s a new quest that I’m playing!

Ok, again, the plot is thin
But the setting oh so grand
We face the mighty foes of the royalty of sand.
I expect an easy victory
I’m set on nothing less
Than an avatar adorned by the Desert Queen of Chess

As I start my mission
I can tell with just one glance
That the only path for me is
The level of Advanced.

(Just an aside, twixt you and I,
there’s no need to be formal,
regardless of the level played,
I’m anything but Normal)

So out we stride
Upon the dunes
Five heroes at my side
Kiril, Bold Tusk, Hawkmoon, Tuck, and the Deathbound bride

Scarabs we crush under foot
Scouts we all send packing
Despite this there’s a nagging doubt
That there’s some info that I’m lacking…

The vile Vizier hoves into view
His Sand Gale waxes wrath
But I am confident in my team
So we watch and laugh and scoff
I do not feel a shred of fear
From his dry and dusty eddy
My heroes stand, their mana charged
And special powers all ready!

I fire one, I fire two
Three and four and five
Each one heals his comrades four
And keeps each one alive
BUT NO! the health bar will not budge
I beseech each crippled hero
As the increase for each one
Reads a big fat zero!

The moral of my tale, dear friend
Should my honour ye besmirch
Is before you take the field
First do some research!

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Any season or character…I like the creativity of this community…

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'alf a minute
'alf a chance
'alf a job
A lot of Lance
All the Queen
Word unfurling
Arthur, King
And Wizard, Merlin

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May I enquire, Squire
Why Master Lepus left us?
He jacked it in, went haring off
All defence bereft us

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Lmao… two good ones in a row!

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You da boss, Wolf
You da Boss
Fire riposte, Wolf
Make a loss
In da Hood, Wolf
Reppin’ red
Flip da toss, Wolf
Mandem dead

Threads is fleek, Wolf
Dat cane is bare
But crepes is weak, Wolf
Ain’t nothin’ der

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Thanks :smiley:

There’s always more to read in the Library

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Santa’s sack has great attack
That’s only meant for pouters.
Mother North’s healing porridge
Mocks resurrection doubters.
Buddy has an awful grin
And summons Elven minions.
While Rudolph’s antlers, not his nose
Has mana drain dominion.

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Nice! I had no idea that existed…

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