To be completely honest, I want one for the honor of being bestowed one by @Dudeious.Maximus
As I respect you greatly, and being granted one by you out of the magnanimity of your heart, you deigning to spend a few seconds to chuck another emoji at me…
For those who dislike me: after all I loathe the summer, it’s best spent in a cooled INDOOR pool away from the sun, or in a nice air-conditioned room with clean sheets and dark curtains
because when you put me in the sun, you get this:
If it’s cold, I can put more layers on. If it’s hot and I’ve already taken everything off, what else can I do?!?!
therefore, supporting me in my quest to get an emoji will ensure that every day, when I see my emoji, I will be reminded of the awful, soul-crushing, body-destroying heat that fries my brain and dehydrates me to the point that I need to wring out my shirt when I take it off…
For those who lust after me, that point above - I will need to take my clothes off when it’s warm. you are welcome to enjoy the free show!
For those who like me, you will gleefully see more emojis on my forum title, which will act like a beacon and signal so you will see my posts standing out from a mile away!
For those indifferent to me, then you don’t care either way if I get one or not, so what would it matter to you
now as to which one…
a) I like the hourglass, but it can be a depressing reminder that we are all mortal and time is running out… already, I cannot drink as much as I used to, and losing weight is harder…
b) I like the castle, but it can be a reminder of the subjugation of peoples by conquering armies… though I do like castles, I pretend I am a Disney Prince living out my dreams and telling all those people who made my childhood hell, “hah! see where I am NOW! bleah!!!”
c) Maybe the cactus, as we have one - it’s the only plant we can keep alive for more than a week. We are terrible and must never be allowed to have pets or children.
He looks ok. I think.
d) definitely not the sun, even though as my dear friend @Sarah2 says, we are sunshine spreaders. I like sunshine in the context of light, but not heat, therefore I like the sun only during winter
e) probably not the sandstorm/tornado thing, as though I like wind, I like gentle breezes and not destructive whirly things that would fill my house with sand, causing a nervous breakdown as I try to clean it all up. my vacuum cleaner already whines as it is!
sorry -not sorry for the negativity, as summer is hot, it makes my head hurt and makes my blood temperature rise, and just generally ruins my mood, so there.
(secretly hopes that Dragon Dude also hates summer).
I will come all out for winter though!