Here is my contribution to prove that pirates can be well educated.
Please image a tavern in Tortuga and the noises of the sea while reading this Shakespearen sonnet for my Alliance “The Pirate Horde”:
Ahoy! Oh did you hear of poor Cabin Boy Peters?
He listened to mischievous advice and drunk the captain’s rum.
He now lies beneath deep in the sea a thousand meters.
That is what happens to landlubber and scum!
Ahoy, Matey! Oh did you hear? We have an offer just for you!
No exaggeration: we are the best most awesome crew!
For real! Even Jack Sparrow envys us! Blackbeard too!
Savy? We are the scourge of the seven seas. It’s all true!
Ahoy, my friend! What are you waiting for?
Trust me! Come on board and join THE PIRATE HORDE!
Set sail with us and achieve loot, glory and much more!
No Prey, No Pay. Aye, Aye. Welcome aboard.
Oh why did this rhyme?
I probably had to much from the captain’s rum and wine…
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