A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention, so she asks him, “If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?” Johnny says, “None.” The teacher asks, “Why?” Johnny says, “Because the shot scared them all off.” The teacher says, “No, two, but I like how you’re thinking.” Johnny asks the teacher, “If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?” The teacher says, “The one sucking her ice cream.” Johnny says, “No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you’re thinking!”
Let’s go grab that spot after war. Hit me up on line.
Lineid: sanjoe2019
We have one spot open. Hit me up on line. Sanjoe2019
Thanks @SamMe
Our waitlist is always open, and I promise we don’t suck.
Well.
I do, but everyone else is really good.
Promise.
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He is too humble.
He is either really good or else he acts as a lucky rabbits foot that buffs the rest of the team .
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Pusha’s Push
Slow Mana
-buffs all war boards for ally mates. struggles to Crest 200 personally.
^^you mean my special???
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Casual top 50 alliance with a huge support network of dedicated and experienced team mates.
If that sounds like something you’re looking for, hit us up!
Line: muaddib-on-line or Sanjoe2019
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Congrats on the #5 ranking. Awesomeness 
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Vacancies available soon!
Join the Empire. Enquire within.
Looking for our next rising star.
Are you ready to cut your teeth with the best?
We are full, but happy to reshuffle to get you involved with the Phoenix Empire!
Hit us up on Line: muaddib-on-line
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We’re pretty ok at this thing.
If interested contact above line handles.
Happy Hunting!
2 slots open. Need a few big hitters to help us to the top. Lineid sanjoe2019
ONE SPOT OPEN
Please Enquire via Line: muaddib-on-line
Cheers 
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