Ok guys the doomswitch was funny but it’s time to turn it off now

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I made myself a luxury 6ply tinfoil hat for this one. Ever since I made mods big mad I’ve been losing every raid, I know you guys pressed the doomswitch on my account. Super funny guys hahaha but it’s time to turn it off now. It’s not funny anymore :frowning:

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@Kerridoc @zephyr1 please restore my raid boards back to their former glory. Losing 12 raids in a row was a good lesson for me to learn not to talk back to mods, I learned my lesson.

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<jest>
Done! You’ll find your next six raids give 5 wins.

I had to reallocate you “luck pool” from you war reserves, however. So sorry that you will lose every one-shot you try this round.

Cheers,
Kerridoc

</jest>

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That tinfoil hat is going to get so much thicker and more luxurious when you have a win streak now. :face_with_monocle:

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Just put a yellow to my raid instead of 2 greens and yellow tiles became noticeable rare. Put the green back and had multiple yellow gems.

Don’t believe in coincidence any more. :wink:

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It takes a lot of my day, but I get great satisfaction messing with your boards.

(jest disclaimer and such)

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<jest>

Just wait until you see your elemental chests. I had a post of mine deleted once, and my next elemental chest had 2 gems and 3 common herbs.

I hear if you rub @Rook’s tummy, you get your luck back though :man_shrugging:

</jest>

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I like how there needs to be two disclaimers that it’s a joke in case somebody come along big mad lmao.

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Also just kidding, but sometimes the game seems to be calculated just for one self and completely against one.

Luckily the next day it goes the other way round…

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Every win is clearly a demonstration of my skill, but every loss is a result of bad boards.

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So it wasn’t just me that launched the game this morning to a gut punch 250 cup drop from 13 successful raids against me in a row…

Makes me wish there was a hard limit on the number of times any one player can be raided in a given span of time.

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Hi, can i order a free damascus blade kit here?

Large service please.

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Just fetched chinese food and every f…ing traffic sign (about 15 or so) went red during approach. Must complain about somebody hacked my life… :wink:

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I reserve the kitty right to bite any hand that rubs my tummy…luck may or may not be also bestowed. :grin:

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