Brand looks like my sociopathic, narcissistic ex boyfriend. Whose name was Brandon. Like he was the model for the artwork. It’s super creepy. Brogan looks like my jerk upstairs neighbor.
I don’t want to look at either of them…
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Danzaburro with his crazy eyes and nipples
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Is this a true story ? That’s a disturbing real life fact.
(Also, I can’t find where to send private messages.)
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FYI, the forum has private messages disabled except for by moderators. So you’re not missing it, it just doesn’t exist. 
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I wouldn’t endorse this as a potential son in law either:
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Yo man, his beard looks like an old toothbrush and he smiles like a criminally insane 
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OOOOOOH I forgot this one !
And he’s currently my ONLY 4* !
Why don’t the gacha give me a more attractive one, like Gorm or Tibs or Hu Tao ?!
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Prisca is quite ugly
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Oh gosh how gil-ra is so ugly!! I have 3 of her! Cringe! That little mermaid will never get herself a prince! She needs to go back to the very deepest of the ocean where everything is blind 
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We should make a pool: vote for the three or five ugliest Heroes of the game !
My ranking:
5) Guardian Kong
4) Gobbler
3) Mok-Arr
2) Buddy
- Obakan (close contest between the two first spots)
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But imho one of the most powerful heroes in the game…
Somethin about Prisca’s art makes her fall into my uncanny valley
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Yeah, that’s a VERY realistic face, but despite this, it hardly bothered me.
But I think Sartana is creepier. Why the blank eyes, SG ?!
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Very true story. Beautiful man on the outside! Maybe that’s why Brand is only a one star! Beautiful, but not worth anything beyond that…so just get rid of him. 
While leveling him up i just could not stop staring at his nipple piercings. Like, that’s some serious gauging there!
@Razor this could be his next poll? But it probably won’t be as much fun as the most beautiful heros!
And i find mother north to be quite beautiful. She looks like she would give great big warm hugs (to her allies).
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He his like Ridge Forrester in beautiful…
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