Meanwhile at SG headquarters

Hero to Zero

Bless my soul
Kalo was on a roll
New Wing of the week in every forum opinion poll
So OP!
He could stop your raid
Set him with some ninjas and you’re talking no one shot!
He was a strong 4
A hero, hero
Now he’s all nerfed down!
He’s a zero
Here was SG without their act act down pat
From hero to zero in one week flat
Hero to zero just like that (snaps)

When he fired
The board went wild with
All the specials!
And they kicked your team
So dead fast
(so dead fast)

From highly desired, worth pulling four
Our Kalo was chased by all
From the rich spenders and C2P
All would tell you
I really want him

Here’s the nerf
There we go again
Can’t have 4s too strong now
They’re just too easy to get
SG’s thinking
Of the game economy
Can’t have such desirability
Over the more expensive 5s!

Nerfing, it comes
SG sees, but not hears
Honey, beta players were
Warning you!
They laid the arguments down, and what!
You didn’t listen, now here we are
Hero to zero and who’da thunk

What broke the straw on many backs?
Kalo’s nerf!
Whose screaming now for compensation?
Half the forum!
Isn’t this balance?
oh come on now
After a week?
You gotta be kidding
Kalo’s nerf, Kalo’s nerf …

Bless my soul
SG was on a roll
Ferant and Azmia
Now Kalo
Don’t get excited
It’s not forever

He was the best 4’
A hero, hero
Now he’s so weakened
He’s a zero

He was nerfed at breakneck speed
From hero to zero
Kalo was a hero
Now he’s a zero
Yes indeed!

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