We Don’t Talk About Balance
We don’t talk about balance, no, no, no!
We don’t talk about balance… but
S5 just came out
S5 just came out
We were summoning, and many players loved Azmia
A really tough 4*!
SG walks in with a mischievous grin-
Nerfing!
After a month, or not even
Sorry players? Yeah right
SG says, “She’s used too much”
How can they say so soon?
In doing so, they nerf my team
Zynga, gets the revenue
Nerfed in a whirlwind
What an awful day… but anyway
We don’t talk about balance, no, no, no!
We don’t talk about balance!
Hey! Grew to live in fear of SG nerfing all my heroes
I would always watch them ignoring beta feedback
I wish they would let us claim ascension mats back, tsk tsk tsk
It’s a tough choice, with the chance for nerfing
And yet no real buffing for the weaker heroes
Grappling with decisions we couldn’t understand
Do you understand?
A forum explosion
Kalo’s back in beta
When testers give feedback
It all fades to black
Yeah, SG doesn’t listen
And gives us surprises (hey!)
We don’t talk about balance, no, no, no! (We don’t talk about balance, no, no, no!)
We don’t talk about balance (we don’t talk about balance!)
They gave Finley a costume
And buffed Zuri too! (No, no!)
But Telly’s still all nerfed
And poor Vela too… (no, no!)
Why is Heimdall’s costume so much better, and did they buff OP Milena? (no, no! Hey!)
There is no end to the creeping power!
They told me that my cups would go up, if I just put five Gargoyles there
They told me that their power would grow, like the Circus heroes that got buffed
Óye, more nerfs are on the way
They told me that the best heroes would be just out of reach
Locked behind a paywall
The more accessible ones?
Hey gang, common heroes can’t be too strong (like when Vela got nerfed)
I can’t use her now
Um, balance…,.
Yeah, about that balance…
Why don’t you listen to beta…
Gimmie the truth and the whole truth, SG
(What about Guardian Owl!?)
Time for nerfing
Kalo’s gonna be nerfed (he was my rush war tank, he was my rush war tank)
But Ruby’s still out there (she’s so tough to get)
When SG makes changes (was Azmia really that good?)
It all fades to black (Christmas minions nerfed Buddy!)
Yeah, they steal your dreams (why don’t they listen to Beta?)
And feasts on your screams (nerfing!)
Should I just wait before I pull?
Will it matter, new heroes come anyway (oh gosh, new challenge event?)
SG says, “Azmia was too good” (just a 4 star, so too easy to get)
In doing so, they smash my team
But leave 5 Ninjas alone
I hate Ruby!
Don’t talk about balance, no! (Why did I talk about balance?)
Not a word about balance!
I never should’ve brought up balance!