We’ve all been there before, 1 part pint of cheap vodka, 1 part 8-ball of cocaine, and 1 part sleazy back alley, and next thing you know you are in the back of a cop car and you can’t find your phone, and there is a War on!
You miss your flags, it happens. So what do you do about it? That’s right, lie! However don’t lie poorly and certainly don’t tell the truth (blah blah my mum died and I had to go to the funeral blah blah) because a discerning Leader will not be impressed. So how do you make them smile as they hover their finger over the Boot Button? By telling a good lie!
Feel free to use these carefully curated reasons for why you missed using your War Flags, also please add your own so that I can steal them and use them the next time I miss my war flags!
“I’m sorry that I missed using my flags, but it was because…”
I was busy starting a non-profit to send chimpanzee’s into space
Someone farted and startled me, next thing I knew I built a fallout shelter
I was busy destroying Homaclese’s arguments that Noor is a good hero
I was activated by MI6 to REDACTED a donut REDACTED and to REDACTED to it and REDACTED where I had to REDACTED and REDACTED
I had to defend a family of adorable Penguins from a Polar Bear; I won the fight with a spork
I had to attend the reading of a will. I had to stay till the very end and I found out I received nothing…
I was walking around late at night, and got kidnapped by some dude with a van… just barely got away. Least he had KitKats
I donated a kidney to my dog
I was out, shopping for a new mattress, and didn’t realize you weren’t supposed to test em out first… (What sort of sadists are these people?!)
I fell into a temporary coma, and when I woke up, I had amnesia … for the day
Found out my uncle was my real father, real doozy
Smoked something, and forgot I was cooking mac and cheese on the stove… Obviously a huge bummer the house burnt down, but what’s worse, it was my last box! They don’t make that flavor anymore, ya know…
I plead temporary insanity
Benjamin buttoned my way back to being a child; show me one infant that can figure out how to war, I dare you!
On the run from the law; needed to flee to Mexico ASAP
My turtle ate my phone
*Sigh* I got abducted by aliens again; they always seem to do this around the holidays…
My deceased grandmother, reborn as a coyote, came back from the dead to lead me to the woods, where I was to rediscover my relationship with nature [for the day]
All cell phone towers in my area were mysteriously destroyed… & No one’s claimed responsibility yet
I was dared into solving a Rubik’s Cube with my toes … “Hey, you try it!”
Zynga/SG have a vendetta against me (they’re watching me as we speak) … I swear, they specifically target my account so I can’t log on til war ends
“Sorry guys. Totally forgot to check in for war. Was too busy watching Book of Boba Fett Episode 6. Shxt was insane. Was too caught up in watching and reading reviews and reactions that I totally forgot about war. Will opt out next week for the finale.”
Remember how buggy this game is?
Good, because I remember using all of my flags…
and game support says they had to revert my account to fix a bug where popups to perpetually upsell me all the virtual junk wasn’t working as they wanted.