Limericks about the game

Hey guys,

did my first limerick this morning and would like to post it over here. Feel free to add your own ones.
As my native language is German I will post it in the original version and you will get an English version as well.

Wächter-Eule

Die Eule haut wirklich wie Gummi
Der Gegner denkt:“Das war ein Flummi”
Sogar Li Xiu
Haut härter zu
als der Eulen-dummi

Guardian Owl

The Owl really hits like rubber
The opp thinks:“What a hit of a scrubber”
Even Li Xiu
hits harder through
than the Owl-lubber.

Have fun! Looking forward to read your limericks.
Cheers Viking

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For the best teams he was sought
And great sums he was bought
But with power creep so pevalent
He’s become somewhat irrellevant
So on the bench, Ares does rot

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There was a young man named Azlar
As a singer, he thought he’d go far
But he can’t hit a note
Or earn even a grote
Because all he can say is just “Raarrr”.

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There was a fine man, name of Bane
Who was ready to bring on the pain
But he was pulled by a newbie
A foolish young boobie
Who fed him to Brand, which was lame

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There was a strange man called Kunch
Who’s special packed quite a punch
So I took mono yellow
And blinded the fellow
Then Leonidas had him for lunch

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There was a fine girl called Seshat
Who yearned for a new fancy hat
The one she wanted to own
Was constructed from stone
So where’s the Justice in that?

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There was a young man, name of Bard
Who found writing poetry hard
He spent all his time
Trying to think of a rhyme
But sometimes it just didn’t work

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The Bard is on fire…

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There was a young bard named Jonah
Who legend says is quite a loner
He writes witty verse
But his puns are much worse
Every single one is a groaner

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I’m not alone now you’re here @HappyHippo :two_men_holding_hands:

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There was once a young vamp named Valeria
Who I’m told is new to the area
But if she tries to bite
Which I’m afraid she might
There’s a chance you’ll come down with Malaria

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There was once a young girl named Alice
Who wreaks riot in the Wonderland palace
With her timeless clock
Your attack she’ll dock
But she does it without an ounce of malice

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There was once a royal ape named Wu Kong
Against titans I’ll sure take him along
But when he starts to miss
I’ll groan and I’ll hiss
I guess this time I was wrong

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I knew a young Eskimo named Miki
Take him to any titan, he ain’t picky
With his tusks and his fur
He’ll cause such a stir
Now getting A-grade isn’t so tricky

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There was a young hippo named Happy
Who was a talented chappy
He knew all the tricks
To write limericks
And really deserves a big clappy

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There once was a hero called Hel
So many bosses she has felled
But she was so hard to get
Many players did fret!
Summoning rarely fared well

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There was a young girl named Clarissa
Who hits so hard I could kiss her
But after a failed pull
I felt such a fool
I suppose I’ll just have to miss her

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Malosi once fought WWE
But now he prefers E&P
So now his new mission
Telly demolition
Will set the attackers all free

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I only need one more tabard for my purple
I’ll probably use it to ascend… pur-errmm…pull.
I guess I don’t rhymme like Hippopotamus
It’s clear I’m not shmm…appip-uhmm… auto-miss?
I guess it’s good I didn’t use silver or orange.

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I once pulled a hero of the month.
She went by the name of…Margaret-uh, unth.
Pulling was dangerous
I fed her to a… mage-er…us.
This rhyme has left me discombobulate…ed.

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