Limericks about the game

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Hey guys,

did my first limerick this morning and would like to post it over here. Feel free to add your own ones.
As my native language is German I will post it in the original version and you will get an English version as well.

Wächter-Eule

Die Eule haut wirklich wie Gummi
Der Gegner denkt:“Das war ein Flummi”
Sogar Li Xiu
Haut härter zu
als der Eulen-dummi

Guardian Owl

The Owl really hits like rubber
The opp thinks:“What a hit of a scrubber”
Even Li Xiu
hits harder through
than the Owl-lubber.

Have fun! Looking forward to read your limericks.
Cheers Viking

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For the best teams he was sought
And great sums he was bought
But with power creep so pevalent
He’s become somewhat irrellevant
So on the bench, Ares does rot

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There was a young man named Azlar
As a singer, he thought he’d go far
But he can’t hit a note
Or earn even a grote
Because all he can say is just “Raarrr”.

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There was a fine man, name of Bane
Who was ready to bring on the pain
But he was pulled by a newbie
A foolish young boobie
Who fed him to Brand, which was lame

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There was a strange man called Kunch
Who’s special packed quite a punch
So I took mono yellow
And blinded the fellow
Then Leonidas had him for lunch

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There was a fine girl called Seshat
Who yearned for a new fancy hat
The one she wanted to own
Was constructed from stone
So where’s the Justice in that?

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There was a young man, name of Bard
Who found writing poetry hard
He spent all his time
Trying to think of a rhyme
But sometimes it just didn’t work

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The Bard is on fire…

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There was a young bard named Jonah
Who legend says is quite a loner
He writes witty verse
But his puns are much worse
Every single one is a groaner

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I’m not alone now you’re here @HappyHippo :two_men_holding_hands:

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There was once a young vamp named Valeria
Who I’m told is new to the area
But if she tries to bite
Which I’m afraid she might
There’s a chance you’ll come down with Malaria

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12

There was once a young girl named Alice
Who wreaks riot in the Wonderland palace
With her timeless clock
Your attack she’ll dock
But she does it without an ounce of malice

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There was once a royal ape named Wu Kong
Against titans I’ll sure take him along
But when he starts to miss
I’ll groan and I’ll hiss
I guess this time I was wrong

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I knew a young Eskimo named Miki
Take him to any titan, he ain’t picky
With his tusks and his fur
He’ll cause such a stir
Now getting A-grade isn’t so tricky

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There was a young hippo named Happy
Who was a talented chappy
He knew all the tricks
To write limericks
And really deserves a big clappy

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There once was a hero called Hel
So many bosses she has felled
But she was so hard to get
Many players did fret!
Summoning rarely fared well

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There was a young girl named Clarissa
Who hits so hard I could kiss her
But after a failed pull
I felt such a fool
I suppose I’ll just have to miss her

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18

Malosi once fought WWE
But now he prefers E&P
So now his new mission
Telly demolition
Will set the attackers all free

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I only need one more tabard for my purple
I’ll probably use it to ascend… pur-errmm…pull.
I guess I don’t rhymme like Hippopotamus
It’s clear I’m not shmm…appip-uhmm… auto-miss?
I guess it’s good I didn’t use silver or orange.

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I once pulled a hero of the month.
She went by the name of…Margaret-uh, unth.
Pulling was dangerous
I fed her to a… mage-er…us.
This rhyme has left me discombobulate…ed.

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