Hello friends and enemies. Most of you probably know me but I will introduce myself nonetheless. I am the mighty son of Nor. I am the Gucci mink fur coat wearing pimp. I AM THE Modern Day King. I know you want to clap but please save your applause.
I’m 27 years old. I love tacos. I know I know you’re thinking he’s a young king. But sometimes you have to just step up and rule the kingdom. Also I love tacos. Petri and I have shared a little whiskey together (great guy). And don’t worry you don’t have to bow for me. Just respect the Gucci mink fur coat and we will be just fine.
I’m the absolute best player this game… uhhh sorry I have to go. Kingly things are requiring my attention. Farewell!