With that in mind and as laughter is one of the best healers (unless you have lots of stitches!), then I thought that a thread of e&p related jokes might just help him out whilst he is in hospital.
Personally I am not very good with jokes, but I know many of you out there are and I am sure you can come up with much better, however I will kick things off:
Alasie. What’s the difference between Thorne and a foam baseball bat?
Domitia. I don’t know, what is the difference between Thorne and a foam baseball bat?
Just remember folks, they must be e&p related to conform to forum rules and please keep them clean!