(Just for fun) Less Impressive 3/70 Special Skill Names

I was just finishing a war hit that included my 3/70 Thorne, and when his Icecold Finisher failed to kill a severely wounded Kingston I thought the skill should be renamed. Figured this might be a fun thread…what would some of these special skills be called while they’re being leveled up?

Thorne: Icecold Finisher > Icecold Appetizer
Bauchan: Goblin Fury > Goblin Annoyance
Colen: Fire Storm > Fire Sprinkler

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Atomos: Immortal Annihilator > Semi-Mortal Pillowfighter.

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Gadeirus: Empowered Bash —> Lukewarm Slap

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Perseus: Everlasting Wound —> Everlasting Papercut

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Lianna’s Perfect Shot…Mediocre Lob

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Elena’s Wall of Swords—-> Wall of Needles

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Frida’s Polar Bash – Chillblains

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This will work on several heroes. Replace Smash and Strike with Poke.

Ex: Sartana’s Deathstrike—> Deathpoke
Marjana’s Magma Smash—> Magma poke

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Fenrir’s Gargantuan Bite—> Love Bite

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Ramming Pulveriser - uncomfortable nudge

Hacking Attack - Facebook troll

Anger of the Forest - Peevishness of the Shrubbery

Atlantean Spear - Fish Kebab

Lament of Regression - whiny headache

Blade Barrage - Butter knife bump

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Khagan - Khan’s Order > Khan’s Suggestion

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tenor (3)

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Thunder Ultimatum - threat of rain

Massive Chop - unpleasant paper cut

Slash of Seven Blades - Scoop of Seven Spoons

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Anzogh’s Flaming Grudge - Blown-Out Tantrum

Black Knight’s Just a Flesh Wound - Oh God It Hurts

Guardian Kong’s Lord of the Jungle - Waif of the Flower Patch

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Drake Fong’s Flails of Fury —> Flails of Futility

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That’s a good one!

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Hansel and Gretel —> Witch tickler

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Neith - Sickle of Eradication > Weed Whacker
Isarnia - Glacial Shatter > Cracked Ice
Freya - Ravens’ Vigil > Birdwatching

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Joon - Solar Beam - Hyper Beam
Skittle - Creeping Vines - Bad breath
Namahage - Bloodthirst - Chop chop

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