And another one. With @Mistress_of_Shadows in mind lol
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?
Where’s Pop Corn?
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Do you know how they made the name for Canada?
How bout a C eh? N eh? D eh?
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Did you hear NASA found another planet? It’s out of this world!
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Loving this thread …
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows
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Why did the orange lose the race?
He ran out of juice
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I goes in hard, comes out soft, and produces the white substance which you love to spit rather than swallow. What am I !!!
Edit : don’t flag the post , before knowing the answer. 
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Is it chewing gum? I thought toothpaste at first, but that didn’t quite work.
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What is the difference between a donkey with its tail cut off and a nerfed crampus?
Answer: You can’t see the donkey’s face by looking at its cut tail, but you can see zynga’s real face by looking at the crampus. though it’s more fun to look at the donkey’s severed tail
Two guys in a health club, one is putting on lace knickers.
“Since when do you wear womens pants?”
“Since my wife found them in the glove compartment!”
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Last one tonight from me (I promise)
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.
Boom, Boom as Basil Brush would say lol
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lol…so much cheese in here, so I am adding some more!
What did the cheese say to its rival?
You’re gouda, but I’m feta
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*If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get?
Mistle-toes.
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**How do you stop a bull from charging?
Cancel its credit card.
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Somebody tried to mail me a joke, I didn’t get it…
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Here is one my 3 year old said…
Why does Dragonite like bedtime? Causes he is dragon night.
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I wanted to use “beef stew” as my password, but my IT guys wouldn’t let me. It’s not stroganoff.
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That’s life …
What’s life?
Oh, it’s a new magazine, Old joke
Really? Where do I get it?
Down at the corner store.
How much?
Dollar fifty.
But I only have a buck!
That’s life …
What’s life?
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What do you call a piece of rigatoni in a spaghetti box?
an impasta
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