Joke Marathon Forum-FUN

Why did the Dawa cross the road?

To jump out of yet another portal!

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How many gems does it take to change a lightbulb?

400 gems to summon in the Covenant portal and (hopefully) get a new Chochin

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Elena and Vivica went to the bar to meet Richard. When they got there, Richard was standing patiently in line.

“Why didn’t you go in already?” Elena asked.

Richard pointed to the sign. “It says, no persons under 21 allowed inside?”

“Huh? What does that sign have to do with it?” Vivica asked.

Richard replied, “Well, there are only 3 of us, so we need to invite 18 more people!”

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By now between Richard Vivica & Elena the count could have come down!!! Who’s getting older??!!!

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First off, THANK YOU EVERYONE for your concern. I’m ok, just a little shaken up, but l’ll be ok. For those of you who don’t know what happened, I was robbed this afternoon at the petrol station. I gathered myself together, my hands were still shaking, I was dizzy and I honestly think I was in shock. My money was gone. I called the police, they were fantastic and called for medical assistance as my blood pressure was through the roof. The police asked me if I knew who did it, and I told them "Yes, it was pump number 2.”

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I sent a food parcel to my first wife.
FedEx

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You know the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea?

Summary

I’ve never had a garbanzo on my face.

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What do you call a person who gets robbed while playing Empires and Puzzles?

A normal player who summons.

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Why does everyone think Heimdall is arrogant?

He keeps tooting his own horn.

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Why does say Kara is a diva?

Because she keeps drawing all the attention to herself.

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Why did Miki want to become a librarian?

Because he’s good at making people stay silent.

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It’s possible to unlock a car just by rubbing your leg against the car if you’re wearing green trousers.

They’re called khaki trousers.

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I went for a job in a sandwich shop but they said the roll had already been filled!

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Well, I applied for a job in a pizza place, but they said I could not slice it!

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When it comes to purple cleansers, Kunchen sends his Rigards.

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This morning I saw my friend talking to her cat, it was obvious she thought the cat understood her. When I got home I told my dog…we laughed a lot.

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She said “The car or me!”
Sometimes I miss her.

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A top player was interviewed. “And who is your favorite hero?”

“Xnolphod!”

“Can you spell their name, please?”

“Uh… I changed my mind, my favorite hero is Nyx!”

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