Everything is going on
in forum & Game all the time, but dont forget the fun!
This topic is for JOKES!
(Dont post offensive, religion,
politic, racism related
or game developer jokes.)
And remember that
7 yo can play the game.
Let's get ready to RUMPLE!Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space…
What do painters do when they get cold?
They put on a second coat.
Good idea for a thread. It’s times like this the forum needs more laughs
Where do bad rainbows go?
Prism, but it’s only a light sentence
What did one traffic light say to the other?
Stop looking! I’m changing!
The Past, The Present and The Future walked into the room.
It was tense.
why can Wu Kong never remember any woman’s name?
he just addresses all of them as Miss.
lmao hahahhhaa, That was good
Girlfriend -How much do you love me dear?
Boyfriend -Well, look at the stars and count them.That’s how much I love you.
Girlfriend - But its morning
Boyfriend - Exactly
Girlfriend - Can we still go to the zoo
Boyfriend: I’m not ready to meet your family yet
Girlfriend: -I know you still plans about the future because you always buy an extra case of beer.
Ok, I will play, this looks good lol …
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.
I got fired from my job at the bank today. An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
And there is more - this could go on forever …
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
They’re both Paris sites.
Why are pirates called pirates?
They just ARR!
Credit to my daughter’s fifth grade teacher for this. It made me laugh harder than it should have when she came home and told it to me.
What’s a pirate favorite letter?
Most people think it’s Arrrrr, but it’s really the C.
And still there is more …
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
This was my favorite joke when I was a kid…
Teacher: If you have $20 in one pocket and $50 in the other pocket, what do you have?
Kid: Somebody else’s pants.
I heard about a book where Pavlov’s dog and Schroedinger’s cat go on an adventure. Unfortunately the people at the bookstore said it rang a bell but weren’t sure if it exists.
I’m just here to drop likes…loving this thread 
I’ll just make like Tom and Cruise 
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Have you seen the new Tom Cruise movie where he plays an Italian chef?
Mission ImPASTAble