Holy geebus you just opened up Pandoraās Box for me hereā¦been trying to hold back most of my opinions on the matter because usually
- I post my opinion
- lots of people get really mad at me
- I go into hiding
But here goes.
Where do I begin.
Investment? LOL okay. If you mean, āIām buying heroes to make me better in the game so that I can have more fun playing the gameā⦠assuming you have enough additional income after paying for necessary expenditures and whatnot to be able to afford that investment? Go on with your bad self. 
But ToS clearly states
Regardless of any other statement in these Terms, the Community Rules, or any Feature Terms that apply to features you may choose to use, you do not own any Account that you create on our Services, including in our games, and your Account is not your property. Likewise, you do not own any Virtual Items that you obtained through our Services, regardless of whether you āearnedā those Virtual Items or āpurchasedā them. Your Account and any related Virtual Items are owned by Zynga. Zynga gives you a limited license and right to use your Account and the related Virtual Items while we offer the Services.
Really doesnāt get any clearer than that, honestly.
And yeah, I know, nobody reads all that crap anyway, they just check the box, then later complain that theyāre gonna call their lawyer.
Well lemme save you some legal fees upfront by telling you

Very very sorry. Itās not that I donāt sympathize, but⦠seriously dude⦠might want to read the fine print before making thousands of dollars in purchases.

Sorry for the silly pics. Iām trying to post my opinions along with some harsh truths in a manner that might also make a few people chuckle. Perhaps at themselves for spending more than they should have. Or at others who spent more than they should have. Or just in general. Because⦠seriously. People need to stop taking this game so seriously. I know Iāve said it like a million times already, but for some reason it still doesnāt sink in⦠probably because most people never actually read my freaking posts (and I canāt really blame them, theyāre mostly quite long and boring)⦠but SERIOUSLY people, ITāS A FREAKING GAME.
Itās not a stock portfolio. Itās not a higher education degree. Itās not even a certificate that makes you qualified to dip the potatoes into the deep fryer at your local McDonaldās restaurant. Itās⦠a⦠GAME.
Game could go away at any time. Summons could give you 1000 3* heroes in a row. Or it could give you 1000 5* heroes in a row, then nerf them all the next day.
caveat emptor
Seriously, when I āwhinedā about my bad pulls, nobody felt sorry for me. And they shouldnāt have. They told me, āsorry dude, thatās just the way it is.ā And they were right. Thatās just the way it is. I decided that I didnāt like āthe way it is,ā so I stopped spending my money. A game is not a financial investment that one should expect to get a financial return on. Itās an investment of time, and sometimes money, the only return one should expect is fun.
Once I realized that I could have the same amount of fun playing the game at $0 a month as I could spending say $25 a month? I decided to keep the $25. If SG wants my $25 bad enough? They can go ahead and change stuffs around so that I actually feel like Iām getting $25 worth, instead of the typical ā10 Dawasā crap that they usually give me. 10 Dawas isnāt worth $25 to me. And apparently my measly $25 isnāt worth it to them to rearrange their entire business model just to suit me.

Thus. New deal. I give SG $0. I get no new fancy heroes (or very very low chances of them, anyway). Shake hands, call it a day.
Meanwhile⦠someone else is raging because they spent a bunch of money and now they feel like they didnāt get a good ROI (Return On Investment)? Join the club, buddy.
LOL apparently itās longer than a couple of years. Because every single time I even suggest putting old (and I mean old) heroes into TC20? The ones who bought and paid for them raise hell, as if I had just suggested taking food from their childrenās mouths to feed the poor starving sewer rats. 
random side rant below, ignore
Iām really trying to have sympathy for my fellow players here, even those who can afford to spend a lot more than I can⦠I feel their pain, I get it, you absolutely should be rewarded for spending tons of money⦠but damn. Why is it that whenever Iām down on my luck, people tell me āthemās the ropesā⦠suddenly the situation is reversed and āthis is bullcrap, I deserve better treatment than this!ā
ahem
Back to original topicā¦
Ah never mind. Iāve rambled on enough already.
Basically⦠āinvestingā? LOL. This is E&P, not E-Trade. Your āinvestmentsā here amount to less than the sum of diddly and squat. Consider every dollar that you spent on this game (and any other game for that matter), money spent and gone. The ROI that youāre looking for is entertainment value.

Think Iāve said more than enough.
Yo⦠production guy⦠that means cut the mic.
Cut the mic. /End thread. Finito.
dammit⦠yes, roll the ending⦠YES that one⦠good lord. As soon as I get enough money to replace you, I swear I
