I'm so good at E&P that... (forum game)

Complete the sentence with a patently absurd claim.

e.g., I’m so good at E&P that…I got Alberich from my training camp this morning!

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… my opponent’s heroes surrender once I start a raid!

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So good… I have level 31 mana troops

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… SGG didn’t nerf MY Telluria.

Just kidding. I didn’t get Telluria in the first place. :sob:

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… I can take out a 4400+ power opponent with Aife.

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…I beat Telluria once!

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This looks like a great game @IvyTheTerrible!

…i beat Guin, Grimm, Jean-Francois, Calrissa, and Lianna fully lvled, with my fully lvled + 20 node Belith

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…I never have to open a thread about how unfair the draws are, instead I repeatedly post to the Ridiculous Bragging thread.

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… I can beat a GM-Tell-Vela team, with a single match 3 and a lucky cascade!

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…I can ghost tiles through heroes that are still alive.

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…that I get great titan hit even with the crappy team that’s set up from raiding.

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…RNG has to insist that I lose a large chunk of my raids just so my opponents can feel good about themselves.

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I’m so good at E&P that when I greet my villagers they start hunting Ducks & Dragons in my stead :duck: :duck:

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…the ai decided to let me use raid tickets in all modes of the game.

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…Chuck Norris asks me for advice

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… I can fully ascend and max a 5* without using a single feeder!

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… Telluria and Vela refuse to fire their specials against my team.

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… my Raid Tourney defense never gets attacked because everyone is afraid of it!

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All hotm, quest and special heroes ask me first whether they can join my roster

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