Complete the sentence with a patently absurd claim.
e.g., I’m so good at E&P that…I got Alberich from my training camp this morning!
11 Likes
… my opponent’s heroes surrender once I start a raid!
8 Likes
So good… I have level 31 mana troops
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… SGG didn’t nerf MY Telluria.
Just kidding. I didn’t get Telluria in the first place. 
14 Likes
… I can take out a 4400+ power opponent with Aife.
5 Likes
…I beat Telluria once!
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This looks like a great game @IvyTheTerrible!
…i beat Guin, Grimm, Jean-Francois, Calrissa, and Lianna fully lvled, with my fully lvled + 20 node Belith
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…I never have to open a thread about how unfair the draws are, instead I repeatedly post to the Ridiculous Bragging thread.
12 Likes
… I can beat a GM-Tell-Vela team, with a single match 3 and a lucky cascade!
3 Likes
…I can ghost tiles through heroes that are still alive.
12 Likes
…that I get great titan hit even with the crappy team that’s set up from raiding.
3 Likes
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…RNG has to insist that I lose a large chunk of my raids just so my opponents can feel good about themselves.
11 Likes
I’m so good at E&P that when I greet my villagers they start hunting Ducks & Dragons in my stead 
8 Likes
…the ai decided to let me use raid tickets in all modes of the game.
5 Likes
…Chuck Norris asks me for advice
12 Likes
… I can fully ascend and max a 5* without using a single feeder!
5 Likes
… Telluria and Vela refuse to fire their specials against my team.
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… my Raid Tourney defense never gets attacked because everyone is afraid of it!
5 Likes
All hotm, quest and special heroes ask me first whether they can join my roster
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