I really hope this is a joke.
Rum is well known to help against sadness and lack of excitement. Pirates can be supportive, especially puffins. Watch the dose. Too much rum can lead to uncontrolled acceptance of ingame offers.
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glad you found something better @Predatorhunter 
please don’t be sorry @L33tVortex12596 
it’s not your fault at all that you feel this way!
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Feel you. Sometimes I’m using this game to escape the burden of reality, but lately it doesn’t work as well, mainly because SGG seems to not care about their playerbase at all (did you hear that, @Petri ?), what with SE, balance update and mainly lack of comm from them at all. But anyway I hope it’ll get better for you! 
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Okay, enough is enough. Did 69 pulls in this Super Elemental Crap. I got exactly 0 5*, despite 3.8% chance when HotM is considered. This happened after 100 pulls without 5* after which I pulled Max (the least desired of animals), and those happened after another streak of ~100 with 2x HotM only after which I pulled Cleaver. Cleaver that was featured despite SGG having plans already for that time to nerf him and is dupe for me. I am seriously considering to write to support to give me a chance for exchange for this, especially since they also delay SE.
Probably should play another stuff. Legend of Grimrock II is nice but kinda short. Or I could buy Nintendo Switch Lite for money I would throw at this and play actual decent games. Sigh …
Screw you forever, SGG/Zynga/Take Two.
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