Obviously, talking to my wife, playing Nerf with the kids or enjoying the local park are completely unreasonable ideas
What can I do at home so that I feel like I’m still enjoying the roller-coaster that is E&P?
My thoughts so far…
- Rename one of my children ‘Alpha Gryphon’ and throw something at them once every 4 hours.
- Dig up the garden looking for iron
- Eat a gluten and wheat and bread free ham sandwich
- Tell my wife to wave whenever I poke her
- Ask for change at the shops and sulk if they give me any silver coins
- Sit in bed wearing just a cape and pair of gloves
- Design a ‘board game’ version of E&P with coloured marbles, dice and an 800 page rule book