Frida and the Monkey Lord were hard up for gems
They stayed up all night selling roots, oil, and 'shrooms
To an undercover cop who had a sister named Lianna
For reasons unexplained she loved that Monkey Man
Frida was a Pole Cat before she went to E&P forum
And found out the hard way, nobody gives a de-dum
They knew they’d find freedom just across the Rathwood slum
So they hopped in a stolen cart, took Highway 61 (revisited)
And the foes came down
Courtesy of Hel
Never miss them when they’re standing
Never miss them when they fell
(du du DUUU du du du … du du DU DUU du)
The undercover cop never liked the Monkey King
Increasing chance to miss just wasn’t his thing
Lianna got hitched at level 14 to a shortie named Kiril
She made secret calls to the Monkey Lord from Cloudloft’s tall hill
But no foes came down
"Cause the Monkey Lord was full
Always miss them when they’re standing
Always miss them when they fell
Oh yeah no foes came down
So we’re off to visit Hel
Always miss them when they’re standing
Always miss them when they fell
(du du DUUU du du du … du du DU DUU du)