I can be your hero, baby 🎶 - hero names in songs

#1

Inspired by Hero Captions thread and split from the Ridiculous Complaints thread:

What are they thinking?

Ridiculous Complaints

Thanks to @FishDreams for kicking it off

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:broken_heart: I HATE / LOVE this game! – A Guide to Complaining, Celebrating, and Overcoming Obstacles
#2

sigh … Once again, I have been dragged into this monstrosity of a thread, quite against my will, and for perfectly legitimate reasons, I might add!

You see, @FishDreams has caused me quite a lot of difficulty today with his post in the What Are They Thinking? Caption the Heroes thread!

I read this meme this morning at approximately 4:45am EST - it is now 6:59pm EST, an astonishing 14 hours and 14 minutes later, and I am still singing this song!

What’s that you say? FishDreams has no professional association with Small Giant Games?

EXACTLY!!

Which is precisely the reason why it is appropriate, and abundantly necessary, that Small Giant step up to the plate and acknowledge their lack of complicity in this matter by offering compensation for the 14 hours and 14 minutes I have spent singing this song!

Something along the lines of 14 Trap Tools and 14 Royal Tabards would do nicely, this way I could finally ascend m-m-m-my Khiona!

I’ll just be over here, humming, whilst I await a reply from one of the developers.

Sincerely, and with utmost seriousness,
:slight_smile: Tima

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The Ridiculous Complaints thread
#3

Ha ha ha ha. I apologise for my part in afflicting you with this earworm!

My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!

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#4

I was raiding today and got a team with Khiona. I just kept singing it until I killed her. Then the song changed to ‘b-b-b-bye Khiona!’. I am forever scarred…

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#5

Then I probably shouldn’t mention

Carver, carver, carver chameleon… you come and go, you come and go-o-oh!

Or

You are Bold! (Bold) Always believe in yourself.
You’ve got the power to grow, you’re indestructible.
Always believe…

Or

Brand it’s always…YOU AND ME, ALWAYS
BRAND FOREVER!!!

Or

Thorne in my side, you know that’s all you ever were,
Wa-oh wa-oh wah-oh

Or

Wu, Hu
WHEN I FEEL HEAVY METAL
Wu, Hu
AND I’M PINS AND I’M NEEDLES
Wu, Hu
Well I lie and I’m easy, all of the time but I never know why I need Hu?
Pleased to meet Wu!

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#6

Ear worm i hear you all say,
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Tom Jones…

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#7

Winner

20 characters

#8

’ i am pleased to meet you, can you guess my name?.. Wu Wu, Wu Wu’


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#9

Every rose has its Thorne…

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#10

Santa claus is coming to town

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#11

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#12

Hey Joon, don’t make it bad.
Take a sad song,and make it better

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#13

Hahahaha that’s excellent

#14

Might have to walk away for a bit. I just spent the last 15 minutes trying to look up Christmas Kirils…

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#15

Sunday Buddy Sunday by U2.

Ohhhhhhhhh… Lianna! By Ultravox

For those of you old enough to remember them :wink:

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#16

Layla, Clapton. It’s not even punny…

(Though I admit, I always hum Forever Young when I look at Gregorion, does that count?)

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#17

Ha ha ha ha! Tears of laughter!

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#19

My favourite so far!

#20

That is utterly brilliant :joy::joy::joy:

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