How to get your concerns reviewed quickly

#1

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  1. Find Target
  2. Launch Taco*
  3. Profit

*caffinee, chocolate and/or alcohol may also work

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#2

Burritos

Personally I find a steak burrito works better.

More aerodynamic.
Less brittle.
Larger size.

Taco Tuesday

Unless it is Taco Tuesday, then the available amount of tacos makes tacos the preferred tool.

John Scalzi

John Scalzi would probably create an alcoholic, taco, chocolate burrito with sprinkles and whipped cream.

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#3

Chocolate is often used in Mexican Mole sauce actually. Put the burrito in a soft taco shell and incorporate tequila in your sauce et voilĂ !

Edit: actually, you can make a sugar free guacamole whipped cream and make tequila sprinkles with some clever molecular gastronomy.

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