It is the New Year party. And many of us will drink at least a cup of champagne. The rules are simple. You ask, you answer. Example of post:
Q.How do I know I’m drunk?
A. I finished all 6 raid attacks and then I noticed didn’t skip it to be available
Go go go!
Q: How do I know I am drunk?
A: On Nature Elemental chest, I spent all energy on S1 8-7 instead of 7-5.
Q: How do I know I’m drunk?
A: I find next hotms underwhelming
How do I know I’m drunk?
I researched all of the advanced elemental trainings 
Q: How do I know I’m drunk?
A: I’m willing to spend gems on Roster slots to hold duplicate heroes for Hero Academy, but I’m not willing to spend gems to use Hero Academy.
Q: How do I know I’m drunk?
A: I made a thread to ̷g̷i̷v̷e̷ ̷o̷u̷t̷ ̷l̷i̷k̷e̷s̷ proclaim I’m the best player in this game.
Q.How do I know I’m drunk?
A: I attacked Guinevere with mono yellow team.
Q: How do I know I’m drunk?
A: When I go to raid I edit my team to attack myself.
Q. How do I know I am drunk
A. I fed Black Knight to Dawa
Sorry for off-topic, but I really hope this is not true…
No it’s not true - I really would have to be drunk to do that 
Q: How do I know I am drunk?
A: I start spending on this game.
Q: How do I know I’m drunk?
A: I nod off several times during the final stage of a legendary quest and spend near 1000 gems on continues in order to finish it.
Hey. I’ve done this and I haven’t had a drink since before I was 21!
A: how do i know i’m drunk?
Q: idk, never been there before. 
How do I know I’m drunk?
It has taken me waaaay too long to type this post 
I raided a couple of ppl and played like AI and didn’t give a F when I got destroyed.
Q: How do I know I am drunk?
A: I reported getting a 4* ascension mat from a titan as a bug
Q: How do I know I’m drunk?
A: I lost a Raid due to timeout because I started it, forgot, returned to cleaning up from friends coming over, and reopened the game to discover I had 40 seconds left.