While I am really flattered that you kept thinking about me whenever you get another pair of Fine Gloves to show up in your coffers (and nope, still didn’t get any more since Pirates and the last Farholme), I do want to take a slightly more serious note as @Duaneski have brought up a few posts above mine.
I think for the most part in the You know you’ve been playing too much E&P when… thread, some of those scenarios, while having some truth to them, a large portion of them seem a bit exaggerated or embellished for humor purposes. One of those that you had mentioned that caught my eye has been mentioning about refusing to go for an overseas honeymoon and looking for Wi-Fi while in overseas airports/hotels.
While it’s all laughs and stuff for us here on the forums, if there is even a grain of truth to that scenario pertaining to you, I’d actually like to bring some caution to you, especially if you are or about to become Mr. and Mrs. Frenzied Eye and some of those travel plans involving related activities, please don’t let a mobile game potentially damage one of the most important moments of your life.
You miss some quests, and potentially fall behind some players on the global rankings because you missed out on loots in a mobile game. Holidays / Vacations should be time to be spent with loved ones, and the worst kind is when every one is focused on their handheld device instead of at each other.
Any way, that being said, I hope that you will balance game life with real life and trust that you can prioritize what is more important.
The game will still be here when you return.
Enjoy your holidays.