Also, this has been bothering me for a long time, but not really wardrobe malfunction, more like body language malfunction.
Richard: Uh, Devs 1 and 2, can you not make my in-game pose animated?
Dev 1: And, why not? You do realize you are one of the only few animated characters in the game right?
Richard: Just look at my off hand, you know the one not holding the Cloud Hammer.
Dev 1: Yeah?
Richard: Whenever I am making story progressions, Gem II Quest introductions, or reminder the users to not forget to sign in to their in-game account or they might lose their data?
Dev 2: Yeah, so? It makes you look powerful and stuff.
Richard: No! It makes me look like I am grabbing at something, only that there is nothing! And that smile I have on my face while doing it… It makes me look lecherous and very unpopular with the ladies!
Dev 1: I see, so what do you want us to do with that hand?
Richard: I don’t know, put it on my waist or something.
Dev 2: So, your animated pose will have you wiggle your off hand while it is resting on your waist.
Dev 1 and 2: *Hee hee, arm wiggle… snort!
Richard: Just don’t animate me!