🥠 Half-Baked Wisdom: The E&P Fortune Cookie Thread

We must have lots of toilets up here in Canada :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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  • You will get Dawa…again…

  • TC20 represents more chance at chances. :grin:

  • A 5* is useless without the the right materials

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Summons are like Tim Horton’s Roll Up The Rim contest. You CAN win big but usually you win the chance to pull again.

What is this Tim Horton's you speak of?

Note: Tim Horton’s is a coffee shop chain in Canada and (maybe?) parts of the US. They run an annual contest where you roll up the coffee cup rim to see what the prize is. It can range from a free coffee to a car. Most say “Sorry, please play again”.

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Was gifted a can of Tim Horton’s coffee years ago by sister-in-law and it was good stuff! :+1:

Now to stay on topic:
Live by the Wu, Die by the Wu

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A Thorne in the hand is worth an Aegir in the gate.

When Ascending an ice hero, there is always scope for improvement

Do not over-spend on Nature summons, for money is the Groot of all evil

No Hu’s is good Hu’s

Alby there for you, when the rain starts to fall

Time stops wait for no man

An element never forgets

If a tree falls in a wood, Skittleskull is there to hear it

What is the sound of one Brand clapping?

If at first you don’t succeed, Tyrum, Tyrum again

Happiness is a warm Gunnar

Viv like you’ve never been hurt, Guin like there’s nobody listening and Danzaburo like there’s nobody watching

See a penny, pick it up; all day long you’ll have RNG. The same as every day.

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Thanks for making me spew beer! :rofl:

Edit: it kinda made me speed beer too, lol

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Classic :smile:

Now I’ll hear this version every time I play the White Album.

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Patience is key to victory.

Hard work and dedication will get you most places

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To err is human. To really foul things up requires RNG.

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With Atlantis looming, and a shiny new HotM not far behind…….

You will soon have an out of money experience.

:money_mouth_face:

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It pays to grind, and grind slowly.

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other%20cookie

For all those who think that a single pull will garner any 5*

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Related:

Remember to save gems for Hero Cap Increases after Summoning.

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Adding this gem to the collection:

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All good luck streaks must eventually come to an end.

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On bringing time stops and elemental reflect on titans:

“Take your time… stop, and reflect on this titan.”

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Only absolutes are death, taxes and rng.

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