Thanks to a meandering conversation with @Garanwyn , I had the thought that a thread for E&P Fortune Cookies would be fun.
Or a fortune cookie
A beautiful, smart, and loving person will be coming into your life. Her name is Aife.
A hero on the roster is better than 1000 gems.
It’s amazing how many Wars you can win if you don’t care who gets the credit.
please do better at this than I did
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An actual one that I’ve received that I wish I had kept:
It’s not entirely your fault.
(In bed)
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(in E&P) would work for that one too
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A faithful friend is a strong defense
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This man eludes me!
I’m out of Wisdom at the moment. Sorry, I’m into polls…
Vox populi vox Dei
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Although my defense needs additional faithful friends…
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After using six raid flags, “It’s all downhill from here”.
A hero on the bench is worth two in the portal.
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Ask not what your Alliance can do for you, but what you can do for your Alliance.
And yes, I totally just made that up myself.
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Red Tank in morning attacker take warning, red tank at night, attackers delight.
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To myself:
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A wise man words express deep streams of thought.
What lies before and what lies behind us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
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A white-haired man will revive the skeletons in your closet, forcing you to confront them again.
A lithe brunette will cure your ails and bring you health, making you feel stronger.
A sip of blessed brew will strengthen your resolve to carry on.
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We always end all fortunes with “in the bed”. It’s hysterical! Doesn’t exactly work with the game though. Unless you consider the last 30 pull I did this Atlantis before bed (while in bed). It should read…”you will get nothing but 3* feeder heroes, in the bed” lol
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A Daya from a summons portal is just as useful as a Daya from a training camp.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot…figured I toss this one in
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