Thanks to a meandering conversation with @Garanwyn, I had the thought that a thread for E&P Fortune Cookies would be fun.
We’ll start off with a previous one:
And now some new ones:
A beautiful, smart, and loving person will be coming into your life. Her name is Aife.
A hero on the roster is better than 1000 gems.
It’s amazing how many Wars you can win if you don’t care who gets the credit.
And now some actual fortune cookies that are appropriate for E&P
please do better at this than I did