Saves me the “fake edit” bump, too!
Very impressive Reborn, one day, in a universe far far away I hope I’m good enough to be… REBORN.
Don’t be left looking for an alliance alone on Valentine’s Day. Get a jump start and join us!
Self-proclaimed most romantic alliance of 2020. If anyone else says their is, it’s because we said it first and they’re trying to be equally romantic. Don’t be fooled. Be our Valentine!
Line ID: Kayo2527
I didn’t want to resort to this, but I’m introducing Guardians Reborn very own Path of Valor.
We have 3 spots open.
1 new member joins and I’ll share a risqué photo of my ankle with a warm cape.
2 new members and I’ll share a photo of my chin with a mysterious tonic.
3 new members and I’ll share a photo of my dog with a tome of tactics while he thinks about chasing squirrels.
Join this very friendly alliance. Defeat enemies. Kill titans. Fight wars. Make friends. Nice group of people.
As promised! Stay back, ladies! I’m a married man…
Looking for that next member to join. Who wants to see that chin and tonic?
But that’s a human ankle?!
I demand risqué naked doggo
The Guardians Reborn POV dog unlock is for tier III of the new member valor challenge.
That said, we picked up another member today, so chin and tonic pic coming soon, as promised.
One more new member and you get the doggy tome of tactics!
Once tier III has been hit, it will unlock a new Guardians POV for our sister alliances. Details to come!
2nd new member joined yesterday! One picture of chin with mysterious tonic! What’s in that bottle?!?! It’s mysterious!
You guys must have really wanted that dog with a tome while he thinks about chasing squirrels! 3rd and final member joined this morning!
We’re still looking for members for:
Line ID: Kayo2527
I’l get you set up!
Before you think about joining them though, please know this simple fact:
If you are not into things you like and enjoy, Guardians are not for you!
Dude, that is exactly the chin I already picture you with…you write like a guy with that chin. That’s a watershed moment in my life
Yeah! Dude! That’s what I was going for!
I even made of point of not shaving because I was, like, I bet people expect me to have a little stubble. I really wanted to meet expectations there, so I’m glad it panned out!
I figured all the stubble was in your profile picture.
So that’s what inspired “the hair on my chinny-chin-chin”…