The squeaky wheel gets inspected, rotated, and/or replaced. 
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Just donāt let them repack your bearings 
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That is the list of people we are waiting to poach, right?
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Fixed that for you 
Itās an honour to be on the Bardās execution list
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Hi there,
Iām currently looking for a new home and I thought you guys might be a good fit for me. 
Since Iām on the move for the next few days, I figured Iād switch alliances after the weekend war, so I have plenty of time to adjust and stuffā¦
Donāt know if Iām a good fit for you, so hereās some more intel about me:
Started playing little over a month ago, currently building SH 16, and moving swiftly to TC20 
player lvl: 24
TP: 2400
Cups: currently 850+, usually at around 600
(I cup drop to fill my chests more easily. If thatās an issue let me know and Iāll set up a proper defense. That way I should be around 700-800 cups I guess.)
4s: Caedmon 3-33 (will stay at 3-60 for now), Boldtusk 1-31 (just got him, will max him as soon as I find the blades)
Maxed 3s: Balthazar, Hawkmoon, Gunnar, Bane, Brienne, Ulmer
Partially lvlād 3s: 10
1-1 3s: 12
Partially lvlād 2*s: 2
Umm, what else? So far I got 2 VIP months and intend to get a third, other than that I donāt intend to spend any money.
I play daily and spend a ton of time researching info and trying to not be a fool (like using Emblems on 2 or 3*s or crazy stuff like thatā¦).
Kind of goes without saying, but I always use all of my flags & energy.
Iām looking for a new home where I can advance up the ranks as I grow. Iād love to participate in coordinated wars, but since I live in Europe and have an irregular life schedule I canāt commit to set war times. But Iād be more than happy to follow a winning strategy (kind of sick of losing by nowā¦)
My current alliance hits 6&7 * Titans. While I get around 10k on the 6s, the 7s I donāt do so well as most of my guys die with just 1 hit.
Iām still working on building up my war and titan teams and would be happy for tips and advice.
I love spreadsheets and doing things the right way, but itās just a game and itās supposed to be fun first and foremost.
Oh, yeahā¦ And I sometimes tend to ramble on and on, but other times donāt say much at allā¦
I think Iād probably fit in the Academy for now, but since Iād prefer to stay within one group of alliances, I figured Iād tell you more about me to see if Iām what youāre looking for and youāre what Iām looking forā¦
Soo, if you want to know anything else about me you can get in touch with me either here on the forums or via line id: Areolys
Phew! Thatās it!
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Thanks for getting in touch, thatās a very thorough CV!
Hmm, really lol
@YodaCandy looks like a good candidate for Guardians University?
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I must admit, I went a bit overboardā¦ 
But see, I can also keep it short!
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Weāre ready for him. Thereās room now.
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Works for me. We will be there waiting.
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Thatās the way it goesā¦ boys are treated like free wild hereā¦ 
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You can poach me, but I come with 28 of my good friends.
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If I am poached 3 times, Iām fairly positive I will be rubbery and not taste delectable. Thereās got to be another way! 
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Peeled, mashed and then poached
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Scrambled fits the bill rather splendidly. You are an epicure for sure!
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Sounds like a new Guardians family alliance to me.
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